Hey, boys, they really got us now. They're going to stop publishing these books so our children can't read them and they can control the narrative!

It's really too bad that there's not a global informational network with access to the entirety of human history at the touch of a button that we could use to disseminate things they don't want us to have. Such a shame that something like that doesn't exist.

Oh well, they really won this one, huh?