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giantrabbit1 243 points ago +243 / -0

I do not like that Pedo Joe.

I would not like him here or there.

I would not like him anywhere.

I would not like him in the White House.

I would not like him wearing a blouse.

I would not like him with a mouse.

I do not like him, Pedo Joe.

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Okieshartpostdoke 87 points ago +87 / -0

Dr. Suess was more of a real doctor than Jill, change my mind

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nickybops 28 points ago +28 / -0

No need to change that mind, you speaking big facts.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dey may be his facts, but he speakin em - some black dude I saw on a YouTube video

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JoePedoCheated 11 points ago +11 / -0

So was Dr. J.

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OGpsywar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Being canceled because it "contains a controversial illustration of an Asian man holding chopsticks and a bowl of rice whom the text called a “Chinaman who eats with sticks."?

.. Controversial? At the time, when still trying (as context) to conquer the technical wonders of the one-speed Bicycle 🙄 , it was 100% literally true.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something I read said it said they "all had servants with slant eyes" or somesuc

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a_based_norwegian 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Dr. Uwe Boll.

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JohnParker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dr. Suesses author had a Master's degree in psychology. Jill is just a greedy ass propagandist teacher.

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PotionSeller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Nick Riviera is more of a doctor than Jill.

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Pepper is more of a doctor than Jill

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BootsieB 9 points ago +9 / -0

good job!

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FreedomFan1975 20 points ago +20 / -0

I would not like him sniffing my hair

I would not like that anywhere

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SweetTeaPatriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

I do not want him near a kid. I'd rather he would call a lid. I will not let him smell my hair. I do not want him near my chair.

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NYRepublican72 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't want to see him on a boat. I don't want to see him stealing votes.

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coiffeuse2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stealing, would you like the byline?