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COHobo 129 points ago +131 / -2

Because it's a day that ends in y.

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genoze 54 points ago +55 / -1

It’s because Black Pandering Month is over.

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BofaDeez 25 points ago +26 / -1

Well then someone forgot to close the cages

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Totally_Not_FBI 9 points ago +9 / -0

I remember the good old days. When Black Pandering Month was over, it was OVER. Dropped like a hot potato on March 1st.

Sigh...

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MuricaQThroatpuncher 12 points ago +12 / -0

Malcolm X said what they black man needed was dignity.

Not pictured: dignity.

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slaphappy2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because there's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

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Everquest4Life 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks for the Ramones reference my rockin Pede!

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slaphappy2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you remember Hullabaloo Upbeat, Shindig and Ed Sullivan too?

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yukondave 6 points ago +5 / --1

Because you are taking the wrong classes. I never saw that in STEM or Plumbing classes.

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KarenKarenKaren 72 points ago +72 / -0

Calculus sure has changed

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slaphappy2 38 points ago +38 / -0

Shaniquas be debating whether Leibnitz or Newton invented the infinitessimal.

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Mintap 34 points ago +34 / -0

Nah, they are trying to say that both Leibnitz and Newton were actually black.

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slaphappy2 18 points ago +19 / -1

Biden said blacks invented the light bulb.

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MinneMAGA 26 points ago +26 / -0

He has dementia. Light is a symbol of white supremacy.

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daveywavey86 5 points ago +5 / -0

BREAKING: Resident Bo Jiden has declared lightbulbs racist, mandatory lightbulb buyback program to begin next month. blacklights still OK. here's tom with the weather!

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peltast 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol.

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markolbb 17 points ago +17 / -0

Calculus HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA yeah right

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Ridiculousposter 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's Cultural Appropriations 101.

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

This was anthropology

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bigbossman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

By the looks of the people standing up I doubt this is calculus.

More like basic elementary math.

Here's the test, give an addition problem with a sum greater than 10 but no higher than 20. And see who takes their shoes off.

If you want to know the men in the room give a question whose sum is greater than 20 and see who takes their pants down.

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HanginChad 67 points ago +67 / -0

Someone threw job applications on the floor.

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peltast 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hilarious.

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Cavetoad_1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

tippy top KEK 'pede!

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HanginChad 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yup, why not? We're recycling posts here way too much too. I wish we didn't have to disable the styling to get the down vote button on posts.

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HanginChad 6 points ago +7 / -1

Have to collect those internet points to boost your CCP social score.

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left_reddit_for_this 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not sure why you are being downvoted, you aren't wrong lol

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NotAPuma 40 points ago +41 / -1

Usually you have to go to the Zoo to see that.

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Barbs 27 points ago +31 / -4

All humans are ape adjacent. That’s why I never understood why it’s only an insult if you say that to blacks. GEOTUS got called an orangutan all the time by the left.

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STIDGIT64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell yeh they be lovin dragging their knuckles while strutten their shit

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deleted 10 points ago +13 / -3
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80960KA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not all black people just ones that jump around on desks hooting like some kind of particularly irritating flavor of great ape.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

The welfare ape

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yes, Homo Welfaria

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NoFucks2Give 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • RAISES HAND
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pokeman 4 points ago +5 / -1

Did they buy GME?

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MindsetRoulette 126 points ago +127 / -1

When you come home and realize we've been bombing the wrong kids.

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FuckReddit4545 71 points ago +71 / -0

Almost fumbled the phone from the spice

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loooooof 105 points ago +105 / -0

"Be less white".

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chicago_prisoner 83 points ago +84 / -1

Get out of that school. They are lowering the academic standards for you and your education is suffering as a consequence.

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CantStumpTheTrump20 56 points ago +59 / -3

College is already worthless. I bet these animals aren't even paying for it.

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BidenTouchedMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

You thought they were paying for it? Lol

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daveywavey86 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh, he's probably paying for it. those other animals on the tables? they got in for free, you can tell by their wanton respect for the classroom or the teacher.

note that this is supposed to be higher learning as in "not mandatory" aka "high school is over, this is for people that want to keep learning even when they dont have to".

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Overkillengine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah unfortunately the welfare state has turned college into adult daycare.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blame public schools pushing college on everyone too, in addition to a plethora of race-based scholarships that result in kids like this essentially just treating colleges like high school 2.0.

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Rerun1Central 75 points ago +75 / -0

diversity is our strength, and such

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jlange94 69 points ago +70 / -1

No more privileged person in an America than the black female.

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Ridiculousposter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also statistically the least attractive.

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H_Guderian 5 points ago +5 / -0

at least now they have one thing going for them now.

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GoodGoyAward 50 points ago +50 / -0

Community College?? That could be Yale by now.

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peltast 13 points ago +13 / -0

Probably is.

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cook_does 43 points ago +43 / -0

You spend 3 years if Afghanistan to pay for what they get for free.

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Overlord 20 points ago +20 / -0

Truth. I have deployed many times and got a divorce out of it. These hood rats get knocked up by 5 different men by the time they are 22 and they leach more off the government than I could possibly earn full-time.

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cook_does 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, and they cal you oppressive and racist

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Labyrinth9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uncle Ruckus moment

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Kiras 15 points ago +16 / -1

We should have done what the Turks did to their slaves and neutered them.

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

EDIT: I forgot; the Janissary corps was forbidden from marriage until 40, but not neutered; that was primarily for African slaves. Whoops!

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borscht-nazi -3 points ago +1 / -4

Europeans did that to Europeans too.

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TheWiseBuffalo 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yes and you don't hear the Irish bitching about nearly having their language and culture wiped off the face of the earth after being treated like dogshit since Roman times.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope.the ones in ireland are voluntary administering the coup de gras though.

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basedvirginian 10 points ago +10 / -0

If I had a time machine, I’d go back to 1619 Jamestown and say “TURN THIS SHIT BACK. You have no idea what you’re doing”

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Slavery was the worst thing to ever happen to white people in America.

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LessAndLessIronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

The vast majority of us did.

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goldkeyboardwarrior 36 points ago +39 / -3

If you are using the Post 9/11 GI Bill to go to a community college, you are doing it wrong.

That’s like if someone told you that you won the car of your choice (taxes and insurance included) and instead of picking the Bentley, you pick the Ford Focus.

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Local597pede 30 points ago +30 / -0

Some of us (like myself) made poor choices in high school, so that was our only option 😂... a few semesters and transfer is what I had to do.... state schools weren’t much different though...

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markolbb 16 points ago +16 / -0

Especially these days. The universities are no better than the community colleges as far as the woke bullshit goes.

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rangers24 13 points ago +13 / -0

You wanna see an assignment I just had to do for a university?

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Tejanopede 12 points ago +12 / -0

I do

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes.

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goldkeyboardwarrior 7 points ago +7 / -0

While I understand that some of us didn't have a good enough GPA in high school or even dropped out and got a GED, there are other options besides a community college with many of the schools that were advertised in the education centers.

On the other hand, if community college is the best option for you, then it's understandable. Still, I would normally avoid the community colleges that were local to the area I grew up in.

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LessAndLessIronic 6 points ago +6 / -0

The idea that the classes matter is a common misconception. You are at a college to purchase a degree. If you want a good education, visit a library.

Do it on your own time though. No employer gives a flying fuck what you know, they want that piece of paper.

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PastorCharles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, guy, you don't know everyone's situation. When I got out in 2010, there weren't many good-paying jobs waiting for me and, like some others who have commented here, my high school grades didn't give me an open ticket to the college of my choice. So, I had to start my GI Bill time at community college and use the stipend to pay much of my bills.

I really don't regret that choice. Some of my professors were department chairs from the bigger universities and brought so much expertise into the classroom. If you were one of the few students who actually cared, and I was, getting one-on-one instruction with a professor wasn't hard. After a few semesters, I had my pick of universities. I even ended up with enough GI Bill time left to cover my first year in Seminary.

I get what you're saying, but it was a necessary choice for some of us.

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Totally_Not_FBI 4 points ago +4 / -0

Learn a trade instead. Huge demand as none of these retards will ever know how to do anything for themselves.

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Labyrinth9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

That does result in a shorter lifespan though.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh.we get more pussy and are in better shape.

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VigilantRNC 2 points ago +2 / -0

not how the GI bill works

it only pays up to a certain $$$- and honestly doesn't pay that much.

i agree that if you're eligible for GI Bill + TA and you're NOT using it you're just throwing money out the window.

but for a lot of people it wont even cover most expenses at normal universities and stuff

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StupidestCommie2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but what if its a Dodge Stratus?

https://youtu.be/ANE8j5ay_UU?t=200

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daveywavey86 3 points ago +3 / -0

dude i quote this sketch routinely even 20 years later with my dad haha. that or the one when will ferrell threatens to rape someone if they "dont get off the shed" lol.

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StupidestCommie2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im so glad like 5 other people on this planet know to yell at kids on sheds after watching the Will Farrell outtakes from SNL...

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daveywavey86 2 points ago +2 / -0

well to be fair, he shouldve gotten off the shed. just sayinnn..... lol

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Barbs 33 points ago +33 / -0

They should stick Velcro on the ceiling.

And once they get stuck just tell the Mexican students they’re piñatas. Problem solved.

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bigbossman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a classic, thanks for the memory

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TheWinningNeverStops 25 points ago +26 / -1

Future single moms

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deleteDems 24 points ago +24 / -0

Not an ounce of respect in these people.

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slaphappy2 24 points ago +32 / -8

ROFLMAO.

Mistake one - not learning a technical skill in the military.

Mistake two - not using GI Bill on a technical school after discharge.

Mistake three - not learning how to twerk in class from Shaniqua.

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BingusCombat 21 points ago +21 / -0

How long do we have to pretend they can participate in society?

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whenever you're ready.

I've totally stopped pretending.

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ZhouBai-Den 20 points ago +20 / -0

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

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TheDTOMDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like putting Descartes before the whores.

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redinmn 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is what free college will do also. There will be no reason for someone to study and all the class clowns whose parents are desperate for them to achieve something/anything will push for their worthless kids to be in these classes in hopes they can eventually move out of their basements.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

and the colleges will pass EVERYONE no matter how stupid they are because they don't want to get their funding cut for having a bunch of failures.

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GlobalUnity 16 points ago +16 / -0

Foreign wars are meant to keep our men and fathers away from the USA so they don't get involved in politics or the community and can't raise their children right …. prove me wrong.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a bonus .the wars are for making politicians connected businesses and generals and admirals shit tons of money.if dante that wants a better life or Kevin that still believes in america has to get blown to bits protecting poppy fields and unused sewers in god knows where to make that money they are fine with it.

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GlobalUnity 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually think it's a reflexive thing, probably even more biased towards the former while the financial benefits are just the carrot to drive the dumb mules for the people who orchestrate, manipulate, and fabricate the very wards they send our men and people in to fight and die for. It's literally mind control that is so obvious and primitive when you know what you are looking at, that you just can't help but laugh uncontrollably at just how utterly stupid and what mindless buffoons we really are

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 12 points ago +12 / -0

This picture speaks a thousands words.

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SuckADickLefties 11 points ago +11 / -0

White Privilege: sitting while the blacks stand.

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ZeroG1515 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dogs and cats are the only animals that should be allowed in the house.

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zuccherina 9 points ago +9 / -0

We now have the first ever VP whore in office. This photo shouldn't surprise anyone.

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LessAndLessIronic 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean Vice Prostitute Harris?

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was wondering when her first dance appearance would be. Turns out it was a little more than a month.

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Batou 8 points ago +8 / -0

A dollar says at least one of those nice ladies called the gentleman in the hat "white boy"

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Abovethefray 8 points ago +8 / -0

So much diversity!

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dixond 8 points ago +8 / -0

Absolute incompatibility.

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Stanwyk74 7 points ago +7 / -0

Celebrate it!

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ArtistWarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

They be getting ready to dry hump in the public square when the next legal decision is made.

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Totally_Not_FBI 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahem. The politically correct term is, "twerking".

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ArtistWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that's why "dry humping" makes me laugh.

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Wokelibtard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Welcome to the new america where 13% of the population causes over half the crimes and has intellectual deficiencies just look at their homeland, africa, they want you to think wakanda is real. Black lies matter makes it clear if you expect a negro to be anything more than a jungle bunny YOU are the racist, they want to go back it sounds like why isn’t pedo xiden helping that

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dontdrinksoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact is the ones causing crime are democrats, and liberals. Black demcorats, and black liberals are causing all the crime. Don't throw the black conservatives under the bus. They're a different breed. They're not doing the crimes. They're just like you, and me. Not much different.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

You realize 90% of blacks vote Democrat, right?

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stayawyliberalscum 2 points ago +2 / -0

well said

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wakanda is a white society with rhinos wandering around and thatch huts on top of skyscrapers.

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bothloveocean 8 points ago +8 / -0

There’s nothing new about this. I was in JC starting Fall 1993. That shit went on then too. Different clothes, same assholes.

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IAmDisappoint 7 points ago +7 / -0

WE WAZ KANGS

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Fieldsl22 1 point ago +1 / -0

c'mon they din'du nuffin....

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JigglesV 7 points ago +7 / -0

My mom used to read me a story about jumping on a bed and bunpin your head

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dontdrinksoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went to a private college, too. Yeah, you get what you pay for.

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Tacticalsmoke420 7 points ago +7 / -0

Truth

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Weallseethetruth 7 points ago +7 / -0

And we wonder why they are treated like children!! Because the majority of them are just like this!! ... I grew up around them all my life and if you live sheltered from them then you have no right to talk about what the issues in their communities are!! ... Their issue is they have no respect! No self respect, no respect of authority, no respect for LIFE!! ... It's their culture! They didn't used to be this bad! They used to have strong family ties and were on their way to a better life in the 60s until the government became the father of the home!! ... It's sad that more people don't see what the problem is!! .... All their problems are their fault and we need people telling them that on a daily basis!! Not for racism but to save their lives!!!! .... They can be good Americans and there are plenty who are! But the vast majority of them would rather "keep it real" then to better themselves!! ... It's a sham and a shame!!! And they are a horrible influence on our white youth because their culture is constantly being pushed on ours!!!

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 3 points ago +3 / -0

ditto.

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lemonjuice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Each one of those joggers likely has a free ride, and will take $500k of handouts throughout their life.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 6 points ago +6 / -0

In a group, they’re actually called a congress

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USMC_Capt 4 points ago +4 / -0

A congress is a group of owls, a troop a group of monkeys, a group of apes = a shrewdness (TIL). A group of crows = a murder (not to be confused with the Clintonovs).

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Sweetlysouthern1409 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crap. Owls are annoying too. Lol

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EJGeneric 6 points ago +6 / -0

Powerful queens asserting their dominance.

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behemoth887 6 points ago +6 / -0

when u come back from overseas to find what you've been fighting for

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redditadminssuckit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Skewel bee rayciss n sheeit!

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crobbies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftist vision of equality means bringing everyone down to their level

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dontdrinksoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ladies, ladies, the desks are for studying not being a hoe.

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CALI_MAGA_MAMA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did same. Now it'll be free for table dancers. Boy, are we suckers. 😑

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TheTudes 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s white privilege

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Duster_340 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are they drinking coke?

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TheGreaseman81 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm still waiting on my burrito prize from the other thread. Extra guac and limes please.

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SodaCracker 4 points ago +5 / -1

Should have chose a 4 year. Community colleges are jungle clubs.

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L1ttleb1rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd be compelled to yank their feet or from under them.

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JohnParker1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go to Hillsdale College unless you want a degree in the Sciences. I'm sure you can find something better than that. MIT, Stanford, and a shitload of others offer online learning. You wouldn't have to put up with that crap. It shows the level of intellect the college you're at accepts.Just remember you're there to learn subject matter, not political opinion.

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chickensoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our local community colleges are good trade schools. Clinton forced all voc schools to become cc in order to say he had a high college graduation rate.

The man in the pic is probably training in a voc trade, but since it is a 'college ' now he is forced to sit thru Marxist English or women's studies.

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Look at ‘em...They love it!..Just like it says in the encyclopedia..”

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you_HO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well at least they're stompin' and not twerkin'.