60 Cheetos residue cracks the case. (media.patriots.win) posted 43 days ago by Clabber 43 days ago by Clabber +60 / -0 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (10) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 6 ▼ – Formerlurker92 6 points 43 days ago +7 / -1 All funny and what not, but that seems like the kind of police work that gets cases thrown out on technicalities. A mass produced snack food is gonna have millions of identical bags in a geographic area. Most made at the same factory at the same time. Just dumb permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – LunaFan 4 points 43 days ago +4 / -0 I have Cheeto residue in my teeth right now. Maybe I'm the burglar. I did wipe my Cheeto bag of fingerprints though. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Cpl_McMerica_1775 5 points 43 days ago +6 / -1 She must have thought she was in a national park or something and that's why she dropped her cheeto bag permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Titos21 4 points 43 days ago +5 / -1 It aint easy being cheesyyyy permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 43 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – becky21k1 3 points 43 days ago +4 / -1 Sheeit! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – loooooof 3 points 43 days ago +4 / -1 Orange jogging fuel of peace! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Coldbyte 3 points 43 days ago +4 / -1 Can’t Cheeto your way out of this one. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Counterforce1 2 points 43 days ago +2 / -0 Eww - Cheetos Double eww - you didn’t brush your teeth for so long detectives matched evidence found at the scene to shit still stuck to your cockhole permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Hedonismbot 2 points 43 days ago +2 / -0 Good thing Glenn Beck wasn't being questioned. permalink save report block reply
All funny and what not, but that seems like the kind of police work that gets cases thrown out on technicalities.
A mass produced snack food is gonna have millions of identical bags in a geographic area. Most made at the same factory at the same time. Just dumb
I have Cheeto residue in my teeth right now. Maybe I'm the burglar. I did wipe my Cheeto bag of fingerprints though.
She must have thought she was in a national park or something and that's why she dropped her cheeto bag
It aint easy being cheesyyyy
Sheeit!
Orange jogging fuel of peace!
Can’t Cheeto your way out of this one.
Eww - Cheetos
Double eww - you didn’t brush your teeth for so long detectives matched evidence found at the scene to shit still stuck to your cockhole
Good thing Glenn Beck wasn't being questioned.