60 Cheetos residue cracks the case. (media.patriots.win) posted 43 days ago by Clabber 43 days ago by Clabber +60 / -0 10 comments share 10 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (10) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 6 ▼ – Formerlurker92 6 points 43 days ago +7 / -1 All funny and what not, but that seems like the kind of police work that gets cases thrown out on technicalities. A mass produced snack food is gonna have millions of identical bags in a geographic area. Most made at the same factory at the same time. Just dumb permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – LunaFan 4 points 43 days ago +4 / -0 I have Cheeto residue in my teeth right now. Maybe I'm the burglar. I did wipe my Cheeto bag of fingerprints though. permalink parent save report block reply
All funny and what not, but that seems like the kind of police work that gets cases thrown out on technicalities.
A mass produced snack food is gonna have millions of identical bags in a geographic area. Most made at the same factory at the same time. Just dumb
I have Cheeto residue in my teeth right now. Maybe I'm the burglar. I did wipe my Cheeto bag of fingerprints though.