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Formerlurker92 51 points ago +51 / -0

I hope he doesn't have a "heart attack" either

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Thejudge6060 [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

Most people arent ready to talk about this one

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Isolated_Patriot 28 points ago +29 / -1

Because it's always phrased wrong. Seriously it's the dumbest way to phrase anything.

What is the oldest means of assassination in the world? Poison.

Are there poisons that would pass a standard autopsy? Yes. Especially if they are not looking for poison.

Could you design a dart gun that fires just the poison, frozen into needles, so that no one looks for poison? Yes, the design has even been leaked directly from the CIA.

Now lets call it a "Heart Attack Gun" so that it sounds like something out of a Buck Rogers comic and no one ever takes it seriously!