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TheOne1 83 points ago +83 / -0

This one can see...

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Sheprecon31 [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

Ain't no Bob sleigh team for this one

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Gadsden 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jamaica has a Bobsleigh team?

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lake-koshkonong 25 points ago +25 / -0

Some people, you know they can't believe, Jamaica, we have a bobsled team...

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human_centipede 23 points ago +23 / -0

Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time!

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fusreedah 5 points ago +5 / -0

If one of those feminazis ever saw a pretty girl, they'd say "eins, zwei, drei," and try to push her down the ice.

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Judiwont 62 points ago +62 / -0

He wants his penis to continue to work.

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Barack-Obama2 60 points ago +60 / -0

I can assist with that.

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ObamasLooseButthole 50 points ago +50 / -0

Guess I'm working overtime tonight

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Barack-Obama2 34 points ago +34 / -0

tee hee

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NavySTG 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lulz.

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IronMaiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck, I love this place.

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Ryan192 15 points ago +15 / -0

and balls. don't forget the balls

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RenaissanceOfHope -7 points ago +2 / -9

If I can have sexual pleasure and ability to please a partner- that’s good enough for me. I could care less about being fertile as I hope the opposite for me.

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Judiwont 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ok

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GrovPortion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sodomite much?

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magnokor 42 points ago +43 / -1

Shows how useless the Olympics have become.

Won gold medals at two of them, had never heard of him until now.

Will assume he is a healthy person, a meteorite hitting him is more likely than the China Virus hurting him.

Nobody knows the short-term effects of the "vaccines", let alone the long-term problems.

He lives in a sunny country with fresh air. He is not an old person locked in a Michigan nursing home where the evil woman Governor sends infected criminals to live with the residents, there is no reason for him to risk his health and running career on some Gates/Fauci/Kamala-demanded "vaccine".

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UndercoverSpez 26 points ago +26 / -0

To be fair he has been overshadowed by Usain Bolt his whole career.

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tombombadil 28 points ago +28 / -0

Ahhh he’s the Ryan Lochte of Track

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UndercoverSpez 11 points ago +11 / -0

Perfect comparison

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BenLurking 7 points ago +8 / -1

Now he's going to be suicided by covid-19...

Two shots to the back of the head.

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Whatyougotson 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only jamaican i knew was a laid back, rather lazy, jacked dude who didnt smoke weed and had a very positive outlook on life.

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IronMaiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yes, working by "island time"

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FakeNametag 7 points ago +7 / -0

He was almost as fast as Bolt about two years after Bolt's sudden emergence as a 100m star. Can't remember what stalled him, might have been injury. Their out-of-nowhere annihilation of previously untouchable records was highly suspect. It could be that they were doping hard, then were told to put on the brakes. Not long after that, the head of the IAAF (equivalent to NFL commissioner) was busted for taking bribes, including bribes to look the other way for dopers. Jamaica was never implicated, but there is no way the sport of Track and Field would allow their greatest star to be taken out in a doping scandal, it would destroy the sport, which is already struggling. It is quite likely that Bolt and Blake were told to dial back the doping. Bolt continued to dominate but stopped running otherworldly times about the same time Blake disappeared from the radar. Blake is only winning medals now because he is on the 4 x 100m relay.

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HotNismo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jamaica was never implicated, but there is no way the sport of Track and Field would allow their greatest star to be taken out in a doping scandal, it would destroy the sport, which is already struggling.

There's no way they weren't doping when the top US runners who were pretty much tied with Blake for second fastest (Gay and Gatling?) were both busted for doping around the same time all those records were being set. Track and Field just turned a blind eye as they knew that unlike baseball they don't have the following to survive a doping scandal like that. Bolt breaking all those records did the impossible, it got kids actually interested in track lol.

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Newuser9 2 points ago +2 / -0

TIL doping is rampant in the Olympics. I knew about Russia doping for years, but damn. Mind as well make doping legal

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NeoDragoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doping is rampant in most sports sadly, heck if you still have Leftflix pull up their documentary Icarus, it started as a film maker trying to improve his bicycle racing times and just happened to be at the time the Ruskies got caught.

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Whatyougotson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bolts genetics and large body composition put him at a level no other human has yet to equal.

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Possibly, but I've been watching track for decades and virtually every one of the top sprinters on the all time list has either been banned for doping or it was found out later that they'd gotten away with doping. I can't believe that Bolt was the one guy who was far better than all of them and he was clean. Sprinting is so dirty that I believe they're all doping, so Bolt is the best anyway and to enjoy it you have to stop caring that they're doped.

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Bonami 20 points ago +20 / -0

Smart man. He sees what the long (Reset) game is here.

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Sheprecon31 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

My thinking pede

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usdodsgssog 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm surprised there's even going to be an Olympics.

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Skogin 28 points ago +28 / -0

Of course it’s on, it’s a GloboHomo pageant.

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Sheprecon31 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lord o lord This⬆️

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FakeNametag 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Olympics used to be my favorite thing. What they have become over the last 30 years or so makes me want to barf.

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KeysToNeW 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nbc doesn't even run the damn events live. I dont care what time of day it is. I want to watch the Olympics while they happen.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never seen one

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Plugthegamey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I remember back in like 2005 they made us watch the Olympics for school or something we were supposed to do a homework assignment on it. I just faked it because I was like "this is gay and I dont care." Now as an adult it's obviously run by the same sort of corrupt perverted douche bags that are trying to infect the US with their degeneracy. All the officials take bribes or the doctors rape the gymnasts sooo.... I really wouldn't mind if they pulled the plug on the Olympics until we can have an actual fair event for the sake of competing against other countries and cultures instead of letting all persons involved milk as much money out of it as possible. The fact that so many gymnasts claimed that they were raped and then silent about it for so long just makes me believe the whole thing is rigged. Anywhere there is ultimate fame and fortune to be struck, there will be a set of talented young men and women willing to sell out their bodies and predators know that. Olympics is hollywood as far as I'm concerned.

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FakeNametag 1 point ago +1 / -0

It really got ruined when the athletes were no longer amateur. Once the money came in, the evil came in.

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fapping123 2 points ago +2 / -0

are trannys actually going to be in this years olympics? I might watch for the luls.

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Newuser9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the amount of corporate BS that is going to be shown in the ads.

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remember1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

How pissed off are the Japanese right now that the ChiComs fucked up their highly anticipated Olympics?

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Rubberbunnies 15 points ago +15 / -0

Those two have a long ass history. It isn’t the first or last time. This one is particularly bad though, as China has actually crippled half the planet with its lies.

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Revelation2010 8 points ago +8 / -0

The US should have a raffle for who gets to press the nuke button on communist China. All proceeds go to finishing the southern border wall and reinvigorating manufacturing in America.

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then after the winning country pushes the button, we immediately push the button on our hypersonic missiles, so our bombs hit first anyway.

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Judicator 1 point ago +1 / -0

This all is too 2D thinking. Why not just have EVERY nuke country launch so that the missiles all hit at the exact same time?

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NeoDragoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have a randomized NBA draft lottery type thing to determine who gets to nuke each part of China?

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Chinese_spy2 -11 points ago +1 / -12

Spoiler: China wins in the end.

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dixond 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's a man with the courage of his convictions.

I salute you, brother.

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Donkeyballs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah mon! Rahspect!

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Sheprecon31 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Rastafari lol

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BigDaddyBigTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

If the survival rate for the average person is 98-99%, I think a young Olympic athlete will be just fine. Also water is wet.

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GOPkilledTHEMSELVES 8 points ago +8 / -0

Has he not seen the Vaccine rap music video?????????

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woodspea23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn’t he know this ain’t gonna be no Tuskegee 😔

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NimbleNavigator20202 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hes got his Rowdy Roddy Piper Glasses On 😎😎😎😎😎

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Sheprecon31 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lolol and all out of gum

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Redpill-notCommieRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least it's not in China. Imagine China giving every athlete an anal swab test!

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victory2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

China has the winter games in 2022, odds are Chairman Pooh will still be trying to stick Q-tips up foreigners squeakholes.

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michelles-foreskin 6 points ago +6 / -0

By “George Flood” heh

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squanchingonpao 5 points ago +5 / -0

The pinnacle of human health needs to get a vaccine that kills the obese and elderly.... fucking clown world

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are they feeding these guys over there? Usain Bolt is from Jamaica, right?

Sounds like they are both men who have evidenced the rare quality of good sense, as well. I will never forget Bolt showing respect to the US anthem - as I think he would to that of other nations as well - just seemed like a classy person.

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NerBolanski 5 points ago +5 / -0

The thing is that he didn’t grow up in America and experience Afro American problems which can turn a sane man insane.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Americans are getting soft, disrespectful, and accepting mediocrity across the board. We need (to be[come]) good men who are hardened and capable.

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Rerun1Central 4 points ago +4 / -0

i must be part jamaican

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Alexius_von_Meinong 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's an athlete. He's careful about his health and what he puts in his body.

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MAGAsJustBegun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, if he got on the internet, maybe he'd change his mind! After all, he doesn't know anything more than the single rap psa.

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Gmelindag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty smart guy!

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Sheprecon31 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree 👍

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notatallimsure 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll find a way to blame white people for his unwillingness to save other people's lives.

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NavySTG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based sprinter! He needs to represent Kekistan.

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LibertySmiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jamacan Brothers are smart.

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blueeyephoto 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jamaican me proud!

I'll see myself out

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LowKeyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Novak Djokovic said the same a while ago.

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krepoisbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

"By George Flood" rlllyyyyy lol

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vitalsine 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't want the kool aid, thanks

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh. Completely off topic here, but dude does not look like a typical Olympic-class runner. He's carrying a good bit of shoulder and arm muscle mass. Makes his accomplishments even more impressive if he didn't hyper-specialize his body for sprinting.

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VinnyMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was gonna say would rather miss Olympics than...

Be anal swabbed....

Allow men to compete in girls events cause they feel sexy that day....

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OldHickoryJackson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fast AND smart

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Hodeefuk265 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart man

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

This man is wise and gorgeous 😍

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Les_Deplorables 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jamaica Farewell

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Mannaggia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart man!

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DeepSouthPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart champion!

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart man.

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ferl the rhythm, feel the rhyme, gut on up its boybot time!

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Bloodylouver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart man.

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Areyoukidding15 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jamaicans from Jamaica are incredibly hard working. A Trump advisor actually got fired from either the campaign or right after the win because an audio clip of him comparing how successful Jamaicans who come to America (a lot become millionaires in one generation) versus black Americans who were born in America.

He noted it was a thing with most islanders and African migrants who go to America for college and stay. They achievement gap tends to have them right alongside some of the best off in America rather than living in some self created prison.

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh man

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Porneux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woke bloke!

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GrovPortion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice one!

Many rastafarians and jamaicans practice a live and let live mindset alongside disliking chemically made drugs. Yohan should help cement that even more with this move.

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sometimescanbefunny 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm glad to see that George Flood has found a new calling after wrecking his past life (alias: Georgy Floyd) with Fentanyl.