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Revelation2010 8 points ago +8 / -0

The US should have a raffle for who gets to press the nuke button on communist China. All proceeds go to finishing the southern border wall and reinvigorating manufacturing in America.

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then after the winning country pushes the button, we immediately push the button on our hypersonic missiles, so our bombs hit first anyway.

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Judicator 1 point ago +1 / -0

This all is too 2D thinking. Why not just have EVERY nuke country launch so that the missiles all hit at the exact same time?

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NeoDragoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have a randomized NBA draft lottery type thing to determine who gets to nuke each part of China?