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maga_mama_757 35 points ago +38 / -3

Anyone with any sense would know that is a dark green mask treatment. I didn't know boys gave themselves facials - this is a time honored tradition at girls' sleepovers - but okay!

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1080pleb 15 points ago +15 / -0

39 year old white dude here, I used some apple-scented clay mask for my horrendous acne in high school. Looked similar to those guys, but not as thoroughly covered.

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realPhantomFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Apple cider vinegar and Indian clay mud saved me from acne after I went to four dermatologists and nothing seemed to work in HS

I'm in my mid 20s now and still do a mask once a month or so, I love that shit

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

What measurements/proportions do you use? Sounds fantastic.

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tombombadil 9 points ago +13 / -4

It’s a gen z thing. Perfectly straight dudes in my classroom do it. They say it feels really refreshing afterwards.

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dodgeneonkingofcars 20 points ago +21 / -1

Ech. I was gonna say men should relish their rough skin but acne scars are ugly on anyone, and it's not their fault that monsanto soys their entire generation.

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Syme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. Self care isn't "soy"

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dodgeneonkingofcars 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree--it isn't. What is soy is the Patrick Bateman treatment. Rough skin is a signal of experience as people grow up, and experience is a critical signal for men to develop as they grow up.

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censorthisss 9 points ago +9 / -0

Men have been rubbing shit on their faces to get rid of acne for several decades now

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tombombadil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I don’t see the face masks as too big a deal. It’s probably better than the hydrogen peroxide skin dehydrators that I used when I was a teen.

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Trumpsta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Acne cream for pizza face fine, shirtless acne party with three dudes? Mmhmm...

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TheKeagleciser -1 points ago +2 / -3

Blow jobs really help tone your facial muscles and the hit of T Juice really helps angularize your jaw.

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ace4545 6 points ago +6 / -0

My gf loves my softer face, i dont do facials, but i did have a skin care treatment against acne, keeping my beard though haha

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TheGreaseman81 4 points ago +8 / -4

Soy enemas will be next.

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Syme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't be a dramatic little girl lmao

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TheGreaseman81 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're the one that's going around replying to everybody like and offended snowflake. I'm not telling you that you can't use women's beauty products or whatever so don't tell me how to feel about it.

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JackIsALarp 3 points ago +3 / -0

This would explain the one kids half-hearted hand gesture of the shocker.

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Grond999 5 points ago +5 / -0

Count yourself lucky, Acne can scar for life.

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +3 / -2

I think that's why they thought it was racist. Boys usually don't do this.

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lerm4comptroller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait... They're assuming motive based on societal norms for a particular gender that they assume these kids subscribe to? That's several leftist mortal sins right there.

Good thing they don't have to worry about actually following the insane rules they create for the rest of us, or it would be far more reason to cancel whoever is pushing this than some random ass teenager worried about their complexion.