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Roadpower 63 points ago +63 / -0

This thread makes me happy.

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20KAG20 52 points ago +53 / -1

We’ve become far too comfortable and controlled

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BasedNtruth 20 points ago +20 / -0

Straight pacified and subdued.

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ProudWhiteMan 14 points ago +14 / -0

We fight endless wars to "liberate" people

We think lowering ourselves to commonality instead of raising ourselves to exceptionalism is the way to go.

We worship the mentally sick and denounce the mentally sound.

It's no wonder society is degrading, utopia has become a dystopia

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Brendancs0 4 points ago +4 / -0

utopia is impossible and dystopia is likely

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bdailey1965USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Decadent

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raggedyman74 28 points ago +28 / -0

What's with the little guy?

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LibtardsAreTrash [S] 45 points ago +46 / -1

America's first sidelining soyboy. Small, looks scared, refusing to participate in what makes us great.

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StupidestCommie2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

I want to live in a country where more people see this comment.

It looks like the freakin hobit is just like "yeah get that bitch".

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Madman2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget the Hobbit hole!

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TrumpsWall 8 points ago +8 / -0

Drawing children without adult proportions is relatively new.

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

If his ass doesn't get to tarring and feathering he's going to find a foot jammed into his "hobbit hole"!

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iSignedUpForThis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or a child?

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Trumpnado_warning 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO!

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Heywood_youblowme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those feathers they're using are from his favorite down pillow.

Seriously wtf is the context, he looks guilty as fuck. He had something to do with this!

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I'm 8 and what is this"

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bighomiebeenchillin 2 points ago +3 / -1

oh thats just a bitch made ass nigga ! theres a lot of them around nowadays lmao

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Fishdicks_ 1 point ago +8 / -7

They smoked it too

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randomusers239874 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, they rarely did as the thc content is very very low. I'm pro-weed, but that's one of those stoner myths.

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dougkeenan 4 points ago +4 / -0

ate the seed also ... oil and paper were left off the list as well

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bighomiebeenchillin -3 points ago +3 / -6

homie fuck da rope wtf u already know id be chiefing tough on em in da back lmao yall go ahead n make that rope imma be packin this pipe nigga wtfym u makin rope goofy ass made sit lmaoo

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ProudWhiteMan 1 point ago +3 / -2

you smoke the buds you rope the fiber composted from the leaves. You can get high and make a rope swing or a rope noose.

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WU_HAN_FRU 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is a practice that badly needs to be revived.

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NPC11011110000 17 points ago +18 / -1

The difference between a Patriot and a Domestic Terrorist is the same difference between winning the war and losing it.

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Kerra_Holt 14 points ago +14 / -0

We need to start punishing government officials that get out of line. I'm all for pouring hot syrup all over them, or... you know, other punishments.

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Madman2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cover them in boiling Aunt Jemima and then Uncle Ben's. Or give them the option of jumping from a Chopper into a kiddie pool of Goya beans.

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TrumpsWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make A Guillotine Again

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Boldwithoutthebull 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smothered in hot Aunt jemima, rolled in uncle Ben's, then released with a 5sec headstart before we send a murder or crows after them.

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Fallingshadow 10 points ago +10 / -0

We need way more of that in the modern day. We've become too complacent.

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Kekistan_United 10 points ago +10 / -0

they also cultivated their own food supply

knew how to survive in the wilderness

and knew how to make shit.

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iSignedUpForThis 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's hard for me to reconcile this truth with what we experience today. People today act these sorts of things never happened. Like, all of a sudden, we're now enlightened people and have ascended to a new plain of existence where we don't need to do this kind of thing anymore.

The government has protected itself too much. We probably let that get away from us some time in the early 1900s. I don't know. I'm not an historian.

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Dieselslacker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dueling kept punks from running that mouth. An armed populace is a polite one.

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iSignedUpForThis 3 points ago +3 / -0

There should be a lot more leeway on physical altercation. I mean, just TOUCHING someone is assault! Ridiculous.

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cicero21 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're gonna need more tar and feathers.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the dude in the blue jacket: what's with his freakishly large leg covered in feathers?

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 7 points ago +7 / -0

No that’s his hand in front of his leg and the feathers are falling because he grabbed a handful

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you_HO 4 points ago +4 / -0

George Washington was BASED.

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Heywood_youblowme 4 points ago +4 / -0

We can start again anytime we decide to make that choice.

When you lose everything and your kids are brainwashed and everyone is turning each other in and living on the streets. Then you'll certainly want to, lets hope you still have the ability at that point.

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ChangeTheNameLater 4 points ago +4 / -0

But why is Frodo there?

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fallhollow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aunt Jemima syrup and feathering needs to make a comeback

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

How else can we give this the 2021 update?

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fallhollow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess it could also be tranny fluid, or is that still too 2020?

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saved under "Informative"

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StupidestCommie2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

ye oled cops didnt have a basic army with walkie talkies and helicopters to track you down...

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 2 points ago +2 / -0

There were no standing professional police forces in the US before the 1860s.

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Illah88zillah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best country ever.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

while that may be true, it is greatly eclipsed by their experience of being involved in living under colonial rule, and going through a civil war. The Revolutionary War was a civil war, the colonists were British citizens.

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Gradymeister 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d like to tar and feather a couple lawmakers.

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STIDGIT64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bring back the tar and feather routine most places dont have functioning rail road but we can motorize a push cart to get rid of the trash.

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Starxteel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good ol' times

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Dieselslacker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been saying this for a while

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Thefishermanguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

FBI be writing everyones names down as potential risks

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

The interlocking down feathers used for tarring was what gave Mike Lindell the idea to invent his famous MyPillow. True story! Take my word for it.

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't stop myself from laughing at old paintings, because no matter how good these painters would get at painting adults, the children always end up just being scaled-down adults. Look at the guy on the far right and try not to laugh lol

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

bring me fucking back!!!

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Advhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen

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jomten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Religious extremists too from what I heard.

Like having morals is something to avoid

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BillGateCanSuckIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems all that is missing is the tar and feathering

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

GLORIOUS

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ProState 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for hyping the cool shit they did, all anyone on the left says is how bad they are.

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Cyber1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

Reminder that our founding fathers were extremely wealthy and well connected elites of their times and that every revolution ever in history only ever even stands a chance of succeeding if a chunk of the elites back it. They were NOT at all some rowdy bunch of rednecks with guns like is sometimes portrayed, but well organized and well connected landed gentlemen who even held some of the highest ranks in the military and were able to form a shadow government, organize alliances with other world powers like France and Spain, and muster up a national army.

Ignore fedbait feelgood shit like this.

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MySidesGoUp -2 points ago +1 / -3

Gotta remind Jamal and Sha’quisha....all about that life...