4270
Comments (507)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
107
booblitchutz 107 points ago +107 / -0

Any person whose identity is rooted in their sexual activity is going to be a dangerous pervert

14
Jonny 14 points ago +14 / -0

This red pill is too big I need to cool off

15
MasterOfIllusions 15 points ago +15 / -0

You're not supposed to put it in that way.

9
ObviousStatementMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

The year is 2134...

Humans have traversed wormholes. We are terraforming a new planet 1,200 light years away:

Bill: "Hey, Dan, look!"

Dan: "Huh?"

Bill: [Farts in space suit]

Dan and Bill: [Laugh uncontrollably and make Kek noises]

The moral of my futuristic anecdote? Toilet humor will always be funny.

Red pill suppository is top-shelf when it fits.