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MeesterNeusbaum13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who needs him? Robert francis orourke is just as good:

I need a butt-shine,

Right now

You are holy,

Oh, sacred Cow

I thirst for you,

Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Love me, breathe my feet,

The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls.

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.

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knittinkittens [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've always wondered what caused me to be a stark raving racist. Now I know!