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posted ago by MrPoorRichard ago by MrPoorRichard +835 / -0

918 government hacks were not doing any work today.

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FromSethWithLove 13 points ago +13 / -0

You know what they call that?

Tuesday

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PurestEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or any day that ends with "day".

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Mintap 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump gave a speech and 9,180,000 people watched.

That is 10,000 times more than Biden. So If Biden supposedly got 80 million votes, that would mean Trump got: 800 billion votes.

That math works out: 8 votes for everyone that has ever lived.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Works out as much as 155 million registered voters and 177 million ballots.

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, election math is funny math.

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TearofLys 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was gonna say there were 918 bot accounts online at the time.

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HanginChad 7 points ago +7 / -0

They usually have an even 1000 bots. I guess even some bots couldn't watch that crap.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blatant bot abuse. ¦̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱ ̵̱(̢ ̡͇̅└͇̅┘͇̅ (▤8כ−◦

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was most likely journalists who couldn't be there but still needed to report on it.

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TerraHertz 3 points ago +3 / -0

532 were 4chan autists digging for 'senile Joe' meme content.

265 were Chinese shill farm link clickers, pumping up Joe's numbers.

114 were CCP members checking he didn't say anything harmful to China's interests

3 were Trump supporters watching for a laugh.

2 were Q followers hoping to see Joe get arrested. Any moment now...

1 was Kamala hoping to see Joe have a stroke.

1 was Pelosi stuck on a toilet with nothing better to watch.

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fallhollow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chinese bot farm

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Filo76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's give China a little credit. They could at least have a bot farm of 10000. This is more of a Nepalese bot farm.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least 200 were lapdog journalists

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Worldpower 2 points ago +2 / -0

81 million votes man 81 million votes

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

918 government hacks were not doing any work today.

Sounds like a record low.

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D__1 1 point ago +1 / -0

It means 918 bots aren't using the college AI checker for plagiarized speeches..

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not true. I bet a large number of them were memetic warriors looking for free material.

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Gmelindag 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s so funny!

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I_lurk_u_long_time 1 point ago +1 / -0

I watched more than a quarter of a Biden speech live, once. The man is in shambles, and even just in the portion I watched, there were multiple glaring discontinuities in his speech. It's horrible that we're watching a man's decline broadcast, and unable to do anything to help.