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MindsetRoulette 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'll be wiping your ass with sea shells within a decade. Trust the science.

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JonoftheDeD 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener".

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

PUT THIS ON REDDIT SOMEONE