Just last week I blinded (took the eyes out) a potato, scrubbed it with the scratcher side of my dish sponge, rinsed, diced, and put it in a pan with last week's bacon grease, onion, a sprinkle of garlic and some Goya green chilis.
Not once did I think to check whether the potato had a vagina or a dick.
Just last week I blinded (took the eyes out) a potato, scrubbed it with the scratcher side of my dish sponge, rinsed, diced, and put it in a pan with last week's bacon grease, onion, a sprinkle of garlic and some Goya green chilis. Not once did I think to check whether the potato had a vagina or a dick.