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posted ago by DavidBowieRapedKids ago by DavidBowieRapedKids +703 / -0

Three men are sharing a cell in a Moscow jail. When asked by his companions why he is under arrest, the first man says, “I criticized Karl Radek.” The second man says, “What? I’m here because I spoke in favor of Radek!” The two men turn to the third, who shrugs and says, “I’m Karl Radek.

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Money_Never_Sleeps 24 points ago +24 / -0

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watch you." -- Yakov Smirnoff

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ILoveWatermelons 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point, that saying really should be backwards considering the televisions that are sold here in the US.

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Money_Never_Sleeps 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's an 80s joke.

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ILoveWatermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

brb buying an Alexa

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 22 points ago +23 / -1

In Soviet Union you stand in line to buy potato.

In Soviet America potato is your President.

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Titan93 12 points ago +12 / -0

In Soviet America, government vote for you

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cee8hooz 6 points ago +7 / -1

"If there are a hundred Bolsheviks in a city, how many Jews will be among them?" "Sixty." "What about the rest?" The Russian and the Jew respond in chorus: They would be Jewish women !


A customer asks an automotive store for tires for a small car

  • They are not with us, but they are in New York - here is a free ticket to San Francisco.

  • And why not to New York?

  • Because the queue ends in San Francisco.


The man is walking down the street carrying the TV.

  • Broken? - says a friend.
  • No, I'm bringing him to church.
  • Why is that? "He lies and lies all the time, it's time for him to confess."

After Bidet speech, Harris yells at Bidet secretary.

  • I ordered his presentation being for fifteen minutes, and it lasted a full hour!
  • Sorry mrs vicepresident, we accidentaly gave him it with 3 copies.

Why was Bidet a "child prodigy"?

  • Well, at the age of five, he talked the same way as now.