Three men are sharing a cell in a Moscow jail. When asked by his companions why he is under arrest, the first man says, “I criticized Karl Radek.” The second man says, “What? I’m here because I spoke in favor of Radek!” The two men turn to the third, who shrugs and says, “I’m Karl Radek.
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"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watch you." -- Yakov Smirnoff
At this point, that saying really should be backwards considering the televisions that are sold here in the US.
It's an 80s joke.
brb buying an Alexa
In Soviet Union you stand in line to buy potato.
In Soviet America potato is your President.
In Soviet America, government vote for you
"If there are a hundred Bolsheviks in a city, how many Jews will be among them?" "Sixty." "What about the rest?" The Russian and the Jew respond in chorus: They would be Jewish women !
A customer asks an automotive store for tires for a small car
They are not with us, but they are in New York - here is a free ticket to San Francisco.
And why not to New York?
Because the queue ends in San Francisco.
The man is walking down the street carrying the TV.
After Bidet speech, Harris yells at Bidet secretary.
Why was Bidet a "child prodigy"?