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posted ago by DavidBowieRapedKids ago by DavidBowieRapedKids +703 / -0

Three men are sharing a cell in a Moscow jail. When asked by his companions why he is under arrest, the first man says, “I criticized Karl Radek.” The second man says, “What? I’m here because I spoke in favor of Radek!” The two men turn to the third, who shrugs and says, “I’m Karl Radek.

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Money_Never_Sleeps 24 points ago +24 / -0

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watch you." -- Yakov Smirnoff

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ILoveWatermelons 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point, that saying really should be backwards considering the televisions that are sold here in the US.

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ILoveWatermelons 1 point ago +1 / -0

brb buying an Alexa