Chance of catching Covid while riding a motorcycle down the highway at 50 mph 0.000000000000001%
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what fucking tools. Imagine having to interact with them in a social situation.
No helmets also. Wtf hahahaha
No leathers.
Not even jeans! Your legs will be ground beef with the slightest fall.
Wearing a mask outside is like wearing a life jacket during a rain storm. Does absolutely nothing.
People need to look into inoculum rates and how actual infections work.
I could see them needing masks if they were downwind and like 2-3 feet from a COVID ward that had it's shutters open. Other than that, the wind would disperse the virus particles enough to where they wouldn't get enough to get an infection.
And if you told them they should wear a helmet, they'd probably be like, "Fuck you, it's a free country."
^^THIS^^ (Underrated comment of the year)
Is that a dude riding bitch?
Don't know, but that's a "bitch" riding dude for sure.
I've always wondered how that "bitch" thing is determined.
Came to ask the same thing and it’s clutching that bag pretty tight. Better hope the driver doesn’t accelerate
I don't think there can be any question who wears the pants in that relationship. Or maybe it's her brother or she gave a neighbor a ride to the store.
Zero protective gear, they must expect that they won't get into an accident. That's exactly how it DOESN'T work, but I'm ok with some more flushing of the gene pool.
Can't fix stupid. Sometimes I think it's best to just let natural selection takes its course.
Unfortunately there are so many safeguards it's impossible these days
The mask could be for the bugs honestly. They look stupid^2 either way though.
The only positive is no bugs will fly into their mouths. That's about all I can say though haha. Clown world. I just look at these people and laugh. How can you not?
Lefty #1: Let's ride around on my hog in shorts and flip-flops with no helmet.
Lefty #2: Sounds great! And we can get a bag of groceries at TJs while we are out. I will carry!
Leftt #1: Fine, we can make a stop, but only if we have unprotected sex when we get back. Don't forget your mask!
Also faggots don't know how to ride a bike.
I, no joke, saw this in real life yesterday! I couldn't believe it. Laughed for 5 minutes then had to explain to my son why it was so funny.
Chance of a liberal living with cognitive dissonance? 99.94%
Probably useful for stopping bugs, but a bandana is better :D
Also came to point out 100% protection against getting bugs stuck in your teeth.
Squids. Kek. A squid and his skin is easily separated. I ride a CBR1000RR and a Yammy FZ09. Even at 52, I have more testosterone than most of the gen z soy eaters. I am NOT a boomer. Gen X-rated, pedes.
I wear my gear, kevlar jeans, helmet, man boots, full face helmet and kevlar gloves. Wrecked my 2008 CBR a few years ago, my femur broke the handle bar . We are a lot harder and smarter than the average noodle arm cuck.
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Kek
If they crash its because of the Wuhan special
Masks but no helmet, lmao
Chance of getting a traumatic brain injury while dumping your bike in a pothole at 30 mph, 75+%
That's how fucking stupid and brainwashed they are.
And to calculate the immunity of the people around them:
1 - (1/0.00000000000000001) = 1 in 100 quadrillion people within 6 feet for longer than 5 minutes have a chance of catching it.
Keeps the bugs out of the teeth...
Imagine hitting a pothole because your mask makes it hard to see, or the wind blows it over your eyes
That 10% number is bullshit. Case counts went up in places with mask mandates at the same rate they went up in places without mask mandates.
This is my favorite post of the day.
The recovery rate is 99.98 under 50
Admittedly there are times when I would like to have a full respirator while riding, but it's because of the DUST, not the viruses. Chances of a virus surviving in the Arizona sun for more than 2 seconds: between zero and none percent.
People are idiots
This would be more persuasive if the recovery rate wasn't inflated. 99.94% is several months old, and also uses the total population as the denominator, rather than the number of people who get it. If your graphic lies about something that's so obviously false, why would I believe anything else it says?