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Hutchy1989 136 points ago +137 / -1

The question is... Will Pelosi finally get her vehicle mounted machine gun?

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TRexArms 68 points ago +69 / -1

I heard she wanted frickin sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads

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SpaceRat 25 points ago +26 / -1

And some nuclear codes to go along with it.

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Pandas4Trump 9 points ago +12 / -3

Nuke and a pancake? Hmm? EMP and a flapjack?

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Roy_Valentik 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bong and a Blintz?

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JediTrumptimusPrime 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pipe and a pipe bomb?

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Buck_Fiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Undercooked chicken and metal shards?

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bluntz n blitzen?

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DoctorRichardLevine 3 points ago +4 / -1

Rainbow laser beams.

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

frickin sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads."

What?! This isn't standard protocol?

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

She got ill tempered sea bass.

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Bw2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lmao I'm watching that movie right now

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NullifyAndSecede 23 points ago +25 / -2

States everywhere are highly intent on outlawing or at least controlling even the mere possession of arms by private citizens—and most states have indeed succeeded in this task—as an armed man is clearly more of a threat to any aggressor than an unarmed man. It bears much less risk for the state to keep things peaceful while its own aggression continues, if rifles with which the taxman could be shot are out of the reach of everyone except the taxman himself!

— Hans-Hermann Hoppe

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like vehicle mounted wine spigot.

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quell2 3 points ago +3 / -0

With backup ice cream fridge.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Regardless of the answer, they will continue to blame President Trump and his supporters despite the fact that there has been no actual threat to anyone by Trump supporters.

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

**17 interagencies agree it’s the same Russians who stole an election spread misleading claims about a stolen election!

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ineX0r2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hyper-space mega-mecha Pelosi

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4cdarth 100 points ago +101 / -1

I sense a flase flag tomorrow

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bidensmissingbrain 89 points ago +89 / -0

They don't even have to actually stage anything. They just come out with new "intel" every few weeks about "something might happen" and they'll just railroad us indefinitely.

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Granny 41 points ago +41 / -0

This is their "intel": "the leftist government is massively increasing it's abuse of power; and there's a chance it might cause some citizens to snap".

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Thep1mp 19 points ago +19 / -0

Illegitimate government stole the election right in front of our eyes and it will cause some citizens to snap. They are right to be worried, I would be if I did what they did. If you have to surround yourself with armed men and fences and walls maybe you should consider what you did that got you to that point.....

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basedvirginian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard they’ve started to take down the fencing /:

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deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
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Smooyaysnoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the government believes it, then is it really bullshit?

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

One cannot deny a false flag one creates.

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1in1024th 1 point ago +1 / -0

We didn't get involved.

GET INVOLVED! See what your leftist acquaintances do. They're always volunteering at the most seemingly benign stuff. But it's nonstop. Put in your hours fighting the culture war. It's won in committees, on Library boards, in the boring jobs your local GOP chapter wishes they could find someone to run for

If we all found a way to do something America First every day, their culture war forward progress would be stopped in it's tracks.

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Pierre_Delectoes 23 points ago +23 / -0

They don't have to, but they will at some point anyway. My guess is they'll stage a false flag and kill Biden. It just ticks so many boxes for them. Gives an excuse to crack down on guns and conservatives. Gets Senile Biden out of the way without seeming like they are deposing him for Harris. Inspires sympathy from the sheep for Democrats and Biden.

The CIA is probably incredibly disappointed nobody from a Texas militia took a shot at Biden while he was down there. I'm sure the words "if you want something done right," were said frequently.

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Chopblock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also provides a favorite Uniparty cover: How dare you raise disrespectful questions about this solemn and sacred issue!

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rob0Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

‘The nation is mourning, this is no time for your questions and political issues. Now, about your guns...’

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newuser999 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take a look at when Biden thought he was getting shot after one of his "speeches" https://youtu.be/yX20JkK5L3s?t=934

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BLM_bidenLovesMinora 2 points ago +3 / -1

My guess is they'll stage a false flag and kill biden.

FBI faggots browsing here: YOU HAVE NO BALLS! YOU OR THOSE PUSSIES AT THE CIA WON'T DO IT! NO BALLS!

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Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

That perspective presumes that we are little more than an inconvenience. Even with all the gaslighting in the world, they presumably want to be careful to not, you know, actually kick off some sort of big igloo that spirals out of their control.

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ParticleCannon 7 points ago +7 / -0

And then make up a report about what happened and tell Congress to repeat it

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SomaticallySpeaking 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like Running Man, just need some deep fake 'evidence' of the shooter.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perpetual lockdown in DC

Protection from The People

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Oskar 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's how the Terror Threat level stayed at orange for years...

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BasedTemplar 12 points ago +12 / -0

THIS IS DISPOOTED BY WAPO AND CNN DEBOOOOOOONKED

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jpower 12 points ago +12 / -0

The only false flag is the one on Joe's lapel

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beware the Ides of March

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MAGAmanXXL 5 points ago +6 / -1

They have their antifa soldiers ready to jump at a moment's notice. Maybe this time we won't get an antifa Ashli, but I doubt they learn from their mistakes.

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Taylor_Burden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or some idiot here bought the suggestive post from glowies these past few weeks

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blukid 61 points ago +61 / -0

this is getting retarded, no one actually legitimately believes this and this is just political theatre

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TheWinningNeverStops 23 points ago +25 / -2

They will keep doing this and distracting. They stole an election and nothing will be done about it. Instead let's wait for 2024. Lmao

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quell2 14 points ago +14 / -0

bro wtf is your name

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ALargeRock 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn’t know Justice Roberts had an account here.

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cjcivicx 0 points ago +1 / -1

Could be Biden's account. The guy isn't known for his ability to be subtle.

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quell2 2 points ago +2 / -0

rub my hairy legs

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Farage_massage 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly - who the fuck would plan to attack the most heavily defended building on earth just weeks after it’s security was literally the number one news story on earth.

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Comntrinchief 7 points ago +7 / -0

The FBI

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Skyrison 6 points ago +6 / -0

that is where YOU are naive. yes, many people DO believe w/e they are told! keep your guard up

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loooooof 57 points ago +57 / -0

LARPy, domestic terroristy, super-duper scary March fourthy!

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jpower 15 points ago +15 / -0

This will be counted as evidency

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RonPaulPatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

There needs to be white “domestic terrorism” to distract us from Tyrone and ANTIFA burning down and vandalizing our cities

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wonderfulusa 26 points ago +26 / -0

This claim was researched at a major university, where the Delta Tau Chi fraternity brothers came to the conclusion that this was 'BULLSHIT'.

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kratomlol 20 points ago +20 / -0

False flag

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consumptiveballerina 19 points ago +19 / -0

Why do I envision a circlejerk when I think of the FBI and capitol police?

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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all want to eat the biscuit too.

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care what you say, Wes Borland is underrated guitarist.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe...but Fred Durst is a corny faggot.

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

No maybe there.

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Sea_Still 18 points ago +18 / -0

BULLSHIT

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Populist_Leader 29 points ago +29 / -0

Imagine the FBI saying “we had no credible intel for 1/6” but now apparently this 3/4 shit that almost nobody has heard about is credible.

So fake it’s unbelievable

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Schroeder09 2 points ago +2 / -0

wait, so is there some obscure post out there on redditt by an FBI agent under username "NOT_an_FBI_agent_123" calling for some riots, insurrection, government overthrow, and other over the top retardedness?

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VonBustacap 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tomorrow (3/4) will come and go and not a damn thing will happen, and if it does, there will be plenty of evidence of a false flag that is routinely ignored by the media so that they can push the left's agenda forward.

Fuck the MSM

Fuck the left

Fuck the RINOs

Fuck the commie

Fuck the celebrities

Fuck big tech

Fuck them all!

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, and they'll say "Whew! Good thing we have this occupying force in place, totally did it's job repelling the enemy. Oh would you look at that? Tax day is coming up..."

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salvecitizen 14 points ago +15 / -1

Ah, that casts new light on the recent rash of "we must have violent revolution" posts from unknown accounts. Glowies have been busy.

But why now? Something about to happen, or are they just generally trying to keeping a panic mood going as long as possible?

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Best4Business 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think it's to try and justify keeping the fence and NG at the Capitol even longer. As soon as they're about to pack up and go, another threat will magically be heard about. They'll justify the occupation of the Capitol as "safety" all while trying to get people used to the sight. Soon it will be commonplace. Then, they'll start trying to make states do the same. For "safety".

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StartAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

they are a fucking headache

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DJ_NeckFace 12 points ago +12 / -0

FALSE FLAG INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

No need for a false flag, they can still milk the fuck out of January 6th.

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MAGA1775 9 points ago +10 / -1

They need another false flag to continue to demonize us. I bet this time the FBI agents pretending to be militia will have guns and they'll use this as their excuse to ban AR-15s.

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StartAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah, 1/6 is dying out.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll find another Vegas shooter

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Dallasguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

We've always been at war with Eastasia...

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Bronski 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then, in an instant, we were no longer at war with Eastasia.

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johnbillaby 8 points ago +8 / -0

You'd think if people were planning such a thing they'd talk about it here. Do a lot of posts about it get deleted or something? What kind of conservative would think such a thing is a good idea after all of the retarded hysteria after 1/6? Imagine how powerful it'd have been if hundreds of thousands of people had just amassed outside the capitol instead of a very small percentage wearing stupid hats and going inside.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

What makes you think so? If Antifa is planning something, they're probably only working with the FBI.

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ALargeRock 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s the CIA that does the false flags. FBI covers their tracks and “investigates”.

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johnbillaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I mean if it were actual conservatives and not some bullshit. The only place I've ever heard anyone talk about this nonsense is on the news. Nothing at all in the many conservative places that I read.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd think if people were planning such a thing they'd talk about it here. Do a lot of posts about it get deleted or something?

I think the shill accounts that keeps on calling us pussies are trying to gload people into showing up for these kind of events so that they will not have another embarrassment like the last time they tried to do a false flag event...

Won't work. We are too smart for that.

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Monsterfan 0 points ago +2 / -2

Too smart to do anything to prevent the country from being destroyed?

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo.

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Salt_Cartoonist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Watching the govt overtly plot against its citizens in real time is truly remarkable. They are quickly setting the stage for the eventual "culling" of anyone who doesn't have their hand out.

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone remember the classic twilight zone episode The Monsters are Due on Maple Street?

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Bronski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly

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Badgunno 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably a militia with 12 members. All are are undercover FBI agents jerking each other off.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet one of them will wear a vest that says something incredibly dumb like "boogahideen".

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Moniie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here they go with these false flags

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geotus3000 5 points ago +5 / -0

So the FBI is instigating plots again. Guess they need to justify their military takeover of our Capitol.

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

False. Flag.

That is all.

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Starxteel 4 points ago +4 / -0

False Flag Fags getting ready in the Bureou

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kyblugrass 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few weeks ago there was pressure for anti-gun groups and mayors about the White House moving on guns through EO's, and March 4-6 have been dropped in rumor mills as a date something was to happen. Maybe a false flag to drum up excuses for anti-gun legislation?

Some Progun pages on social media (NRA, GOA) have commented on movement this week on HR 8, HR 127, and HR 1446, since last Sunday.

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should add HR1454 to that list of bills. It would basically require gun parts to be sold on a 4473, just like firearms.

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kyblugrass 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, there quite a few, although I don't think many have much in way of visible support ( few in any cosigners) but who know what goes on behind the scenes though. But we have been winning battles at the state level recently.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks Q Tards. They are literally using your bullshit theories to justify a more militarized government.

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havemydata 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never get invited to the party. 😑

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DarkRiver 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI employees dress as militia. We know!!!

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kleindropper 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL. I heard the ring leaders were Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster and the Greys.

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ltpayne 3 points ago +3 / -0

what is antifa's john sullivan coming back for round 2?

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope a handful of antifags show up and get decked.

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RBFace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excuse my stupidity but why March 4th? Whats the significance of that date?

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jenniferq8 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had no idea either. Apparently they are saying that is the date Q Anon claims that DJT will be inaugurated. You'd think we'd have better communication as a terrible domestic terror organization.*

*As described by CNN et al. Just in case any glowies are feeling screenshotty.

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Nerdrem 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol they don't need you to post something so they can screenshot it, they can just make an account, post violent content, and then screenshot it and say lOoK aT tHeSe DoMeStIc TeRrOrIsTs

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RBFace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen. I wish it would. I miss My President Trump and the love that he has for us all. I hate seeing these evil commies destroy America. What happen to Americans? When did it become full of people who couldn't care less if they were enslaved? I guess comfort is all that matters.😪

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Nezmith 4 points ago +4 / -0

March 4th was the original inauguration date in our Constitution

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salvecitizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

"March Forth!" is the official rallying day for Right Wing Insurrectionist Militias (tm).

(I just made that up, but I think it could catch on.)

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just before the weekend and close to spring break so they can set talking points

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QuietSpark 3 points ago +3 / -0

glowies assemble!

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AtariArtist 3 points ago +3 / -0

This would be great way to keep them busy and distracted. Just keep Intel agencies chasing ghost attacks that never come all over DC - forever.

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Granny 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a great idea! Continuously schedule conservative events all over the country, especially free speech and gun rights. We don't even have to show up, just keep scheduling them.

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Kmdub2 2 points ago +2 / -0

False flag coming.

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Dogfacedgod 2 points ago +3 / -1

Remember those terror alerts right after 9/11? Yeah...

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll do a false flag at the Capitol and then use it as an excuse for coming after people's guns

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BadHairYear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh but the threat could be March 20 or April 15 aka Occupation Forever

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FrankWisner 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

Faggots need to up that security and build walls around all the crime warehouses to fortify their counterfeit Government.

And it's gonna have to stay that way. Soon, every faggot will beg to quarter troops in their private residences. Because they'll have to.

Sidenote: FBI = The GayGB

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

So police and feds can get warnings of non existent militia threats, but just can’t seem to find that antifa fags social media posts about setting up trump supporters. Or the twitter videos showing cnn reporter tagging along with antifa in the Capitol building

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fbi really needs to start telling us about their false flags if they want us to commit them.

First I’m hearing of this March 4th business? In fact, I’d bet good money and say that that threat could be found every single day of the year. It’s congress. They are universally hated.

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TonyGucciano 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honk honk. The fbi has the interns writing the narrative now?

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Siretch 2 points ago +3 / -1

which memes is it?!

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verse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I doubt anything will happen at all.

But I'll laugh all my way to the bank if something does happen that causes some grief for the elites.

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762xPat 2 points ago +2 / -0

False flag incoming.

I am and have been a pretty active 3%er for a long time (east coast area also). Haven't heard shit about any rally or protest scheduled for tomorrow or any time in the near future.

Get ready to see some "actors" perpetrating some shit.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

They keep making things up all the while feeding troops there uncooked food with metal shavings.

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Brokenarrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is nothing more than a false flag, they want to find any excuse to take our guns and label MAGA a terrorist group! We all know they'll never ever take our guns they can try and come and get them but not without bloodshed. As for MAGA again this is nothing more than harassment from the left and the deep state.. the left and deep State is just trying to stir the pot to get us labeled as terrorists..

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Kano 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prob blame Dr sues this time

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Magastreammedia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol 😂

I thought the slogan was "no more malarkey"

We know this is just an excuse

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Bored 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be nice if some high profile republicans would come out and call this bogus, to save some grief