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TacticalKeyboard 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m down. Who wants to clown it up with me?

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1st_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Future headline- "DC Mayor Bow- wow- Bowser becomes first in US to ban the offensive,, tactical assault horn from public places and federal buildings."

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Tommy-TD 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should carry one at all times! Then when some mask faggot or social distance Karen gets into your face, pull it out, point it right at her, and HONK HONK!

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

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Animator 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Honk whenever they say some clown-world shit"

No one was quite sure when the honking began, but the honking had been continuous for so long they could no longer remember what the world sounded like without it.

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CovfefeAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's one for virtual pressers.

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ManUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great fucking idea!

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Alaskan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Already have carpal tunnel, not sure my hands could handle that much fucking honking.

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raggedyman74 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should just carry these when we don't wear masks, and use it when some leftist confronts us. Don't even talk to them, just honk the horn.
Belittle them with the horn.

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Gerbaski 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like your style...

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

During Purim, Jews use noisemakers to drown out the name of Haman, the evildoer having plotted to commit genocide against them, since to have one's name blotted out or to hide at one was the ultimate insult for diabolical conduct I say that politicians should be honked at yo register disapproval in like manner...

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SweetCheeses 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yesssss! Please!

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GodBless 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring a projector and play the election fraud videos as their backdrop

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ElbowDeepInIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many honks are those rated for? You may run out before the main speaker is done being introduced.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slide a clown nose on your cap's brim.

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is brilliant!