The only reason I haven't sold mine is because it's paid off and I don't want a car payment for a new vehicle or a second-hand jalopy. I used to be very enthusiastic about Jeep as a brand, but after they bent over for Slow and Heels Up, it's like a veil lifted from my eyes. I paid entirely too much for a vehicle that is 1) based on a horribly outdated design; 2) will not work as an emergency situation vehicle because of its insane fuel consumption and 3) is suitable for off-roading mostly in groomed "adventure parks" where hipsters converge to drive on dirt roads and then brag about it like they just solo-crossed the Sahara desert AND climbed Everest all on the same day.

I still drive it but I can barely stand to look at the thing.