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() 👠 HEELS UP 👠
posted ago by realMeggah +1076 / -1
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RoosterHeadBad 18 points ago +18 / -0

It will be blamed on white men.

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Furshezil 54 points ago +54 / -0

That's outside the clothes. Her pussy probably smells like a dumpster fire.

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thisisatestof2 27 points ago +27 / -0

Well, this was a bad time to have dinner.

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Fenuuk 16 points ago +16 / -0

bad time beaver !

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Knight1_of_Sunset 26 points ago +26 / -0

Will it kill women to have their genitals washed and cleaned in the shower with soap and water?

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DunnoManMaybe 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's self cleaning!

-Every woman with a falala like a fish market dumpster.

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TheWestYearZero 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well, the inside is indeed self-cleaning. It is not good to squirt GloboCorp "cleaning" products up into the vagina.

If a woman has a foul smelling vagina ,there are a number of potential issue that cleaners will not resolve and may in fact exacerbate, especially if teh cleaner kills of bacteria indiscriminately.

First, STDs.

Second, general poor health. The root of this is diet.

Third, unygienic sexual partners.

Fourth, taking it up the pooper.

It is in fact natural for a certain amount of fecal matter to migrate from the anus to the vagina, and to the penis. That is how we are designed, to share our biome with our sexual partner and to pass it on to children at birth as they pass through out of the mother's body, as this is the first source of immunities that a child will have. A newborn has no immune system, you see. .

However, apart from being an act of insanity and physically damaging to a vital organ , anal sodomy transmits a massive overload of unhygienic material.

And it also raises the question where the fuck else has that penis been and who else's shit is being squirted into you?

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DunnoManMaybe 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm not saying you should go squirting stuff up there, but Jesus, a splash of water and a quick rub go a long way. Not all smells (and tastes for that matter) are caused by disease, you don't get BO because you have a virus, you get it because you're a grot.

Imagine guys getting around with smegma on their junk and trying to argue, "it's self-cleaning, I don't need to rinse it."

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7thGenTexan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Okay, how many rotten crotches have you been around? Because every woman I know is super vigilant about cleaning her entire body. I can’t even imagine to whom you’re referring, but you need a new group of women to hang around if you seriously think all women don’t wash their crotches.

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MiyamotoHolliday 4 points ago +4 / -0

They always gotta force a few women and twice as many men to actually was their ass every basic training cycle. Theres always a grubby one or two in every platoon.

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AndrewLB 1 point ago +1 / -0

With kamala i guarantee its plenty of AtP, PtA, and AtM.

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GTHAYS 2 points ago +2 / -0

What bank put that in there? (ATM) Damn.....

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

give her some bleach and a brush and tell her to scrub her snatch

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Say what you will about the Chinese but they wouldn't put up with this ..

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Thep1mp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sources familiar with the condition of her snatch confirm this.

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goat_nebula 8 points ago +8 / -0

Burnt diapers and Indian Food.

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RyanT282 6 points ago +6 / -0

Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOLCATS!!!

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fire smells much better than mold and fish.

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Hardrocker556 52 points ago +53 / -1

Lol

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20KAG20 11 points ago +12 / -1

It’s a shame, I really wanted this to be real story but alas no reporter has had the balls to report the truth yet.

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AndrewLB 8 points ago +8 / -0

Keep repeating it till one of them picks it up. Make sure to always cite plenty of unnamed staffers close to the VP and Pres and if anyone questions you, call them a racist.

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Kerra_Holt 40 points ago +40 / -0

No surprise. She's Indian-Jamaican.

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tombombadil86 20 points ago +21 / -1

Double stink factor.

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Rerun1Central -16 points ago +5 / -21

totally unfunny

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ImReallyRich 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have you been around indians

They stink, I’m sorry

I went for a BS in comp sci. Most of the students were Indian. Constant smell of curry in the classroom.

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Rerun1Central 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes - we all know Indians (red dot), Blacks, and Asians stink - if you've ever lived in a dorm or barracks with lots of different people you know too - even the minorities know whites are great to be paired up with in dorm or bunks b/c they don't stink.

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pingpongdingdong 9 points ago +10 / -1

*Slave owning Jamaicans.

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RedneckLawyer 26 points ago +26 / -0

That is just sickening! Nasty Woman!

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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Lostmanyfriends 20 points ago +20 / -0

NOW!!!! There is a reason to wear a mask!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be sure to smear the inside with Vicks, just to be safe.

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Iseekekpeople 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm not getting close enough to confirm.

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Sekoms 16 points ago +16 / -0

Slowly puts tin foil hat on: The alien skin suits are starting to decay/mold so they are attempting to force us to wear mask so we don't notice.

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MAGADonkey2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at turtle mcconells Twitter feed, he put up a pic earlier of them doing a moment of silence for the covid victims he, the pedocrats, and rinos murdered... The guy in the bottom right looks like a lizard person..

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reptillian*

I've seen the photo! I can't come to any other conclusion!

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muddobber 15 points ago +16 / -1

Probably that arab garlic smell mixed with afrikan chitterlings.

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Tenspot20 12 points ago +12 / -0

Many Leftist haven't brushed their teeth since this mask hoax began.

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apchrkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. Quick reminder to brush your teeth and stay healthy

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DavidBowieRapedKids 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'll just leave this right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw

If you haven't heard the Alex Jones indie song you need to stop what you're doing and listen to it right now.

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infowarlord 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't even follow the link and I'm humming it already.

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

😄 This song never gets old.

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DavidBowieRapedKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a masterpiece. I believe it was intended to mock Alex but it had the opposite effect as these things usually do.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL so much win <3 <3 <3

I just posted a link elsewhere in this thread of Alex Jones Being Right Again (moar fun with "Hiliary and Worst 0bama both smell like sulfur," it's must-see TV <3 <3 <3)

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Pierre_Delectoes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bacterial Vaginosis and yeast infections are common among whores.

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Nowsthetime 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is so funny.

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wst4 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not sure what a rotting soul smells like, but I assume this is a very close description.

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pepesbiceps 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm gonna need you to link that article cause I can't find it lol.. shitpost?

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Rerun1Central 5 points ago +5 / -0

she looks nasty... stinky

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Luvs_2_Bop 5 points ago +5 / -0

gagging sounds

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Bman56 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rotted noookie

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bluto36 5 points ago +5 / -0

that is just some left over willie brown you are smelling

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

She hasn't douched since the Willie Brown days.

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LiskaEman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow it doesn't surprise me at all, but wow!

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Susurro 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂🤣

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Furshezil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Breaking news! White House staff requesting to be infected with Rona so they lose their sense of smell.

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ca18det 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ugh I was eating.

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RED-Arse-Bear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eau de Willie Brown, vintage 1995. In '97 she was seen smacking her forehead and saying "The dress. I could've saved the dress."

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chahn1138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuchi Cuchi!

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crazyjackel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, can't wait for stories to be made up by anonymous staffers from the Biden Occupation.

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Curlybill 3 points ago +3 / -0

To steal frob jeb "sleaze clap"

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DemsSuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would have guessed sulfur and jizz.

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Spacemonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like she's got cheesy vagina, probably from fucking too many geriatric politicians in order to get ahead.

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MeatloafFvck 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m gonna need the link for this one

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20KAG20 1 point ago +1 / -0

I couldn’t find one and I tried, unfortunately.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

BV

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ChickenInspector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably thrush IMO.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

insert Goodfellas laughing meme here

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MindsetRoulette 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok. Now I'm starting to believe she's a post-op tranny. Their mutilated plumbing generates some interesting stinks.

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BourneTactical 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laughed too much at this lmao 🤣

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

her cunt must be a rotting compost of plant matter -- the worst

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh noes what am I reading here hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The guy on the lawnmower is doing me in, he looks like he's doing some sort of zamboni-floor-buffer vacuum/sanitizing job fumigating the lawn! (I can't believe they used that picture, LOLWTF!!! "She's stinky, here look at this stock photo of a guy on Haz-Mat Lawn Control Mitigation Duty!")

>also

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT AGAIN <3 <3 <3 INFO WARS DOT COM

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gaijin_ronin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems the dry aging process was not well performed on her beef flaps. Remember boys and girls, loose lips sink ships, but loose labia can sink an entire country.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aside from the likely vaginal hygiene problem of a whore, this is the stink of corruption. It's been common in VPs for the last four terms. Obama/Biden, then Trump/Pence, and now Biden/Harris. A curse upon America.

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DoozerChuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

She got cooler covid

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some of Willie's spunk still stuck up in there somewhere.

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Briben 2 points ago +2 / -0

too much curry and weed.

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HumansDisgustMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

cunt rotting out.

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defroach84 2 points ago +2 / -0

No wonder Biden hasn't been trying to sniff her!

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Tuarac 2 points ago +5 / -3

Shitpost

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wing_str 2 points ago +2 / -0

She IS Indian...

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AgnesDomini 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything going on in the world and THIS is journalism?

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