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Rubicante 73 points ago +73 / -0

Imagine:

The year is 2021. You're still planning to visit China.

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Husky 22 points ago +24 / -2

Does China even HAVE anything worth seeing? Its just mass produced trash, and we can see it drom the comfort of our mass produced livingrooms.

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thingaboutarsenal 31 points ago +33 / -2

I was there for a month. There's some good food, but the sightseeing is pretty lame. I'm in to history so the age of things is cool but they don't maintain anything, shit is broken everywhere.

The worst is the absolute lack of civility. You will be pushed, have to keep a look out for pickpocketing, and green lights don't mean it's safe to cross the street. Hands down the thing you will hate is how disgusting mainland Chinese are. I saw people squat and shit in the street multiple times. Their public toilets are worse than the worst gas station bathroom you can imagine. Also the internet is so censored that it barely works, but that's pretty much the case here now.

If anything, the anal swab will prepare you and set the tone for your trip.

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ScottButNotBaio 10 points ago +10 / -0

It also has a very distinct, unmistakably disgusting smell that I can only describe as sewage mixed with cooking oil

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bighomiebeenchillin 3 points ago +4 / -1

itโ€™s called pollution nigga rofl

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Kyro5411 1 point ago +1 / -0

The anal swab could be the best part of your trip to China.

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XERIPHYTE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Try the wet market

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hear the bat soup is exceptional.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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theblackprince 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lots of beautiful country, kinda similar in variety to the US. Hard to access though, if not impossible for foreigners. You could drink the best tea in the world there. I wish I could be Pooh for a day just to get his level of access. Beyond the level of what money can't buy.

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TownHallBall 1 point ago +2 / -1

If I was Pooh for a day I'd fucking shoot myself.

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bighomiebeenchillin 0 points ago +1 / -1

that nigga rich tho

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time-twiddler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, they did build the GREAT wall. Where's my bricks...

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FearDaNazgulz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only people I know that go there are missionaries

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where else can I see tens of millions of people, who live like feral cats, eating subhuman food, that any sane person would eat only to avoid starving to death?

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TheTuckerDiaries 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSM is a helluva drug.

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time-twiddler 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIP Panda-loving Turkish-ethnic fan club.