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IncredibleMrE1 28 points ago +28 / -0

Is this what Big Mike looked like before drinking Coca Cola?

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Jmricht 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah, that’s Chuck Norris.

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missfrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

If only.

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FaustyArchaeus 37 points ago +38 / -1

I want the africans to pay me for enslaving during the period of the Black Corsairs.

Blacks owe me

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MySidesGoUp 47 points ago +48 / -1

Can I just get my bikes back?....

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CanadaDidPearlHarbor 19 points ago +20 / -1

No, we lost dat shit

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preferredfault 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's not forget about the Barbary slave trade. That means muslims owe us whites reparations too.

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FaustyArchaeus 5 points ago +5 / -0

How about everyone gets over it and realiaea history can suck. Can't be written again.

If they don't like it move to Ghana

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neoPede 32 points ago +32 / -0

We must give reparations to ourselves.

How about we start with zero income and sales tax.

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paradox123 11 points ago +11 / -0

Without taxes in a FIAT currency system there is no base demand for it.

People would stop using it and bankers would not be able to steal it or get power by printing it. They cant allow it to happen.

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ViduusMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right reasoning - wrong baseline.

Research the petrol dollar and our agreement with the house of Saud in Saudi Arabia.

That’s your base demand and the only thing holding up the dollar for the last century. Same end result as what you’ve pointed out though.

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paradox123 1 point ago +1 / -0

The oil part is the reason the dollar is accepted outside the U.S. as a reserve currency, allowing you to export inflation elsewhere. If you want oil as a foreign country you need dollars that generate demand and revalue the dollar against those currencies.

There are many other countries that have fiat currency forced through taxation but do not have petrodollars.

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awoman

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now I know the lockdown has damaged my brain - I'm sitting here thinking he looks kind of cute.

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Cmon_Man 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s because you live in SF surrounded by homeless

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think it's just getting to see a maskless face. Any face. It's the new sexy.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like seeing a pair of titties!

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Voiceofreason72 9 points ago +9 / -0

Typical, blame Cro Magnon for everything

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TheJustin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reparations so easy a caveman can earn them

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Sanskrit 8 points ago +8 / -0

I demand reparations for being lied to and lied about for 40 years.

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prattle 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean, my Ancestors didn't leave Africa for no reason. They were driven from their land to a place where they had to develop white skin to survive. Not only do I want reparations for the land they were driven from, but for every sunburn suffered over the past 75000 years by me and mine.

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh melanin loss to allow vitamin D activation

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +9 / -1

I wonder what the reaction would be from white people who aren’t paying attention to what’s actually going on if they got their checks one day and there was a big fat garnish that said “reparations for black people.”

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NerBolanski 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is why white advocacy is here to stay.Withpit white advocacy or nationalism,Whites would be in an even worse position.

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SkeletorsTeeth 7 points ago +8 / -1

That would be those of African descent who slaughtered them I believe...

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Catdoc 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thought for the Day: Do you have to be BLACK for your LIFE TO MATTER?

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do any other lives matter?

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briansoprano [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Denisovans & Cro-Magnons are exempt from paying reparations

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ravioli_king 7 points ago +7 / -0

What about the desendents of people who died in the Civil War fighting to free the slaves and unite the country?

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

THIS

I also want reparations for my ancestors who were killed as civilians during the Civil War. I can prove my gripes, we have the documents.

If if if if if if the Ghetto Lottery Committee wants my tax dollars based on their butthurt over "Roots," they can go jump in the lake: "Roots" was plagiarized from a work of fiction written by a white/Jewish man.

Nobody in my family owned slaves. None of these joggers ever picked any cotton. My whole life I have been ordered to overlook their bad behavior and bad influence on our society and culture, while watching them be rewarded with exponentially-increased pandering, race-based advantages, and ridiculous freebies. Screw 'em, I owe them nothing.

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roots showed whites going into inland Africa to capture blacks.

BS

Blacks were captured by other blacks and sold at the coast. That reality is just too darn inconvenient for BLM to admit to

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GeoG85 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, you get the Clown Show at least.

"I must make excuses to attack the innocent. With the excuse that "10,000 years ago, your grandfather shit in my cornflakes.""

Literally so many groups do this. Slavery. Holocaust. Indians.

It's why I say, if there's no one alive anymore to speak up about it, Hell, even the victims and assailants, if they're all dead ----

Then it's too fuckin' late to say anything or do anything about it.

Wanna feel better? Go all kharmic - settle your differences in the Next Life if you're so hellbent on it.

But hurting the innocent? Saying "They're guilty because of what someone else did"?

It's like, people are so stupid, they'd go to ShopRite and start punching random women just because your wife cheated on you. What's so hard about getting even with the person that did something to you? Why ignore them and attack someone completely different?

I don't get people yo.

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YUNG_GUAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

NLM

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FUJIMO_1977 5 points ago +5 / -0

I demand reparations for the 2020 Election

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Cairn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good time for Geico to bring back those cavemen commercials. “Freedom, so easy a Texan can do it”

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MAGASquatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude are we cousins?!

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VonTyger 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point, why not?

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codesherpa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can hear the sad music playing in the background now. Some Sarah McLachlan, 🎶 In the eyes of an angel... 🎶 For a less than $2 dollars a day, you can make difference in the lives of these majestic creatures. For a one time donation of $50 dollars, we'll send you a complimentary "I ♥ Neanderthals" t-shirt and duffle bag.

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turdinthepunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut up Texas!

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DianeCva 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ach! You used that N word!

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a person with a high percentile of Neanderthal in my background (don't know if I worded that right) I say - MORE NEANDERTHAL, LESS SOYBOY. Fuck you Biden you stupid old fuck.

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FAhayek 2 points ago +2 / -0

same. Apparently I have more Neanderthal in my DNA than 90%+ population, according to 23andme. I also wish I never did that test because now China has my fucking DNA.

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Mona1950 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here - found through 23andme. I wear it as badge of honor - actually they were quite smart with larger brains than the homo sapiens. Well China has my fucking DNA also - Don't mess with Neanderthals.

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reagan2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

For reals. How far back do we get to go? I think it's extremely likely that every single one of us has had ancestors who were enslaved, murdered, raped, mistreated, etc... Or do we only get reparations if we can isolate the offspring of the offenders by color?

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 3 points ago +3 / -0

We better make the ice age pay i want death to all ice cubes and ice machines there better be Jaír dryers blowing on the snow in antártica I want it all melted.

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PepePedebone 3 points ago +3 / -0

When Irish eyes upon you. Scottish clubs be where you go. The monarchy is inbred, just so you know.

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Steady3 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's got Pepe's smile..

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Captain_Deadpool 3 points ago +3 / -0

The gingers time has come

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Advhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have to stop sleeping... Neanderthal what now?

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +3 / -0

If all our ancestors came from Africa, who exactly owes who reperations?

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Tellsyouhow 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a Scotsman I demand reparations for my ancestors not moving to America to have a shot at the American dream and having to stay here7 in socialism lite. America should pay me for it, and so should the English for conquering my country and brutality killing our leaders 300 years ago.

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briansoprano [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

**Many of my Scots, Irish, & English Protestant ancestors were lucky enough to be freed from British prisons to be transported into bondage in America by the Crown.

I do feel sorry for my remaining family members left behind in the UK & Ireland**

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roadrunner0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just saw this guy, this is my Amish neighbor and they were tapping maple trees today..

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GlobalUnity 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still waiting for an answer to who pays who since it was Africans that captured all the Africans and then sold them off mostly to hispanics and Jewish bankers and trading houses.

I know the answer of course, it will always be that the Europeans pay the non-Europeans because we have totally broken and snapped and are Reek level cucked, but sure.

Do people realize this will essentially start ushering in real world slavery to blacks and non-whites even more than it already is slavery through taxation??

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StarsStripesandGrit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is chuck Norris father. Yes, chuck norris was the missing link between man and neanderthal.

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Surefolks 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is perfect.

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nurishment 2 points ago +2 / -0

So do I

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cro. Magnon.

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witchism11 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want reparations for my Protestant ancestors killed in the inquisition. Joe's a Catholic, isn't he? Hmmmm...

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censorthisss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha me too!

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zeeshopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's Greta Thunberg. Feeling old yet?

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chancesare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our way of life from 1 year ago is now called Neanderthal. 🤡🌍

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A1waysLurk1ing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually just laughed my ass off. Thanks.

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Morifinwe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Evidently the neanderthal physique did not lend itself to the spear thrower technology homo sapiens introduced. That's probably how they were displaced, although a few interbred. I've raised the point of neanderthal reparations with snowflakes several times in the past to illustrate how ludicrous the whole subject is.

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GODwins76 1 point ago +2 / -1

WE USED TO LIVE AS ONE!!!!

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FullAutoFlintlock 0 points ago +2 / -2

Cannanites are the Neanderthals, look at some of the old jew bloodlines.. hmm