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Fire-fly 3 points ago +3 / -0

He looks like he would enjoy that sort of thing.

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Niqlndym 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can tell by how he throws

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worst First Pitch ever.

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JoesCrunchyDiaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

they must have had the weasel fever

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is still somehow less gay than his opening day pitch

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SouthernParadise 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who wants to bet this asshat is HIV+

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DVN_Winner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wager his oil was checked and topped over regularly

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becky21k1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Probably why he refused to shut them down

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Uncle_Remus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's probably a bugchaser.

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GrannyPaine 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's probably the guy who was spreading it.

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Uncle_Remus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Judging by how he throws a baseball it's not a real stretch.

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you're as short as Tony you're bound to take a dong to the face if you're not careful.

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Semmelweis 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I thought they said Bat Houses, I was really into Bat borne diseases well before COVID19, that's why I invested in the Wuhan Lab.... Wait, I better issue a correction on this, none of what I said is true... again!"

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

So was Barry Obama!

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do research by going to bars where prostitutes work.

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Pr0xenus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hot breath on your shoulders lessens the spread.

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paradox123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly seeing how evil these guys are he was probably looking at how to get a higher incidence of HIV or just enjoying seeing how these people's days were numbered.

He's married with 3 kids, he may still be gay but I think we're dealing with evil here.

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ChilledCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the correct answer. These people are evil, they are all probably on the C I A payroll

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