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Capitol Police ask that the National Guard remain at the U.S. Capitol for two more months (AP) (media.communities.win) 🐂💩 BULLSHIT💩🐂
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– gofurself2 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

zombie apocalypse is trending on twitter, maybe that

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– CelesteD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Added plot twist: Biden is safe from zombies because they eat brains.

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– BurgerChef90 4 points ago +4 / -0

He physically has one, but it's probably moldy and filled with worms. Not sure how zombies feel about mold and worms.

But, zombies don't eat brains to gain intelligence, if they did, then he'd be safe. He and AOC for sure.

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– Alaskan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately zombies work in the lefts favor, since zombies eat brains, and apparently that demographic is only conservatives...

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– BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zombies were always a metaphor for class warfare. Do you think it's a coincidence Dawn of the Dead took place at the mall?

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– Trump2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's unlikely a zombie apocalypse would hit DC. Zombies require brains to survive. They'd starve within 24 hours.

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– Kramercalled 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol what about the rapture

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