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SkeletorsTeeth 10 points ago +11 / -1

Those freaking scooters nees outlawed unless you are actually disabled....not just a lazy fatass

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OoooJackieBlue 2 points ago +4 / -2

I dropped a frozen 10 pound meat torpedo on my foot a few months ago, right where the toes meet the foot. Week later went to the store with my husband and he told me to get a scooter because I still couldn't put any weight on that foot. I told him, hell no, everyone will think I'm in it because I'm a fat lazy fuck. Rather crawl than use one of those things. Fat fuckers. I hope they do get the bat flu.

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markolbb 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know what's crazy? I shattered my femur in a motorcycle accident and months later while I still had my leg in a full splint (from the foot to the mid-thigh) I rode one of those things at Publix once and people were staring at me like "why the fuck is that skinny kid using a cart?" hahaha so even if you have a legitimate reason to use one, people have become so used to seeing 1-ton whales on them that a kid with a broken leg is not supposed to be on one!