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quell2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fatties Against Fascism.

How the fuck would they stop actual fascism if it came ashore? In WWII, strong, healthy American men charged into battle and were still easily mowed down at times. How the fuck is that fat fuck in blue on the right going to stop a real-life fascist? Run them over with his motorized scooter going 3mph? Dude would probably die just from the exertion of gunning that thing forward at its top speed.

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OoooJackieBlue 1 point ago +2 / -1

They plan to tuck them under their belly aprons along with the remote control and last week's cheeseburger.