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usdodsgssog 49 points ago +49 / -0

Now you've done it... now the NG will be there for another two months... ehm, I mean uh two years. Bah, make it two decades for good measure.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 25 points ago +25 / -0

In light of recent threats the FBI announced they will be building a second capital building house more NG

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usdodsgssog 21 points ago +21 / -0

Be sure to make the parking garage nice and big.

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jpower 12 points ago +12 / -0

In light of recent threats, DC is making a second Capitol building so the National guard can pRaCtIcE dEfEnDiNg iT aGaInSt tRuMp sUpPoRtErS

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Mark4-39 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah, bet a few won't rejoin after this... and if anyone tries a draft, bet that'll backfire big time

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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otistoole 34 points ago +34 / -0

We should keep doing this, but never show up, so they live in fear forever

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SpookySpook 23 points ago +23 / -0

Considering they canceled congress for a day, might as well plan to protest from March 5th 2021 to November 2024.

No congress =no unjust laws

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Zaejii 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everything would just be done by executive order.

Oh wait...

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funwithguitars 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct, if congress can't convene, they can't pass anything!

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HanginChad 11 points ago +11 / -0

We will show up on the day they least expect.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

which day that would be? asking for partner

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

well, which day would you least expect?

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MNMathtic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jan 20, 2021 :(

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obozo1 6 points ago +6 / -0

good...make them live in fear

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loooooof 23 points ago +23 / -0

FBI = LARPing faggots

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MooseKnukl3 20 points ago +20 / -0

On St. Patrick's day we will show up in green MAGA top hats. Gonna ride rainbows over the barbed wire.

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SimPilot 13 points ago +13 / -0

Make couple threads in 4chan about it and FBI will believe it and act on it.... /pol/ is FBI's source of into. (yes, they are that retarded)

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spelunking_librator 6 points ago +6 / -0

source: "Guys, let's join terrorists. Eco and then buy ak47, no armour. Wait...where my tendies at? Mom?!! ...ok guys, plant the bomb and kill those motherfucking cops!"

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Iseekekpeople 11 points ago +11 / -0

They will see our resolve!

They will feel our knitting needles!

They will know the names of all our grandchildren!

1st Volunteer Meemaw Brigade slogan

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Granny 3 points ago +3 / -0

🇺🇸👵👵👵👵👵👵👵🇺🇸

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Bullwinkle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t mess with the Stasi. They have guns. And the Feds are authorized to murder people without recourse. And when they’re questioned about shooting you in cold blood, they don’t even have to remember your name.

SAY HER NAME STASI.......ASHLI BABBIT

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pikX 8 points ago +8 / -0

It'll be a targeted attack where we spread ligma to everyone in the capitol.

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Titan93 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's all head there with our assault weapons, don't forget your confederate flag

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

wait... that's not illegal

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obozo1 8 points ago +8 / -0

ha..ha...ha...ha...live in fear skummbags...maybe tomorrow...or...next week...live in fear!!

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Siteless_Vagrant 7 points ago +7 / -0

Of fuck, did we just "chatter"?

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Whiskey_Punch 6 points ago +6 / -0

All we have to do is “chatter” to shut shit down. What do you think the Antifa fuckboys think of that? No finger lifted, no organizing, just got to chat.

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T_DforTrump2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

That must eat them alive, huh? We literally just talk, and EVERYONE is listening. They go out and destroy shit and no one cares. Haha

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KeepingAmericaGreat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess Labor Day will be the next sanctioned threat hoax by Right wing Nationalists, since it's such an important day for them.

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me-no-likely3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got an update for you. The attack has been rescheduled for February 33rd.

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spelunking_librator 6 points ago +6 / -0

you sure it was February 33rd? could have swore the plan was Fedruary 33rd... I can't just reschedule everything so late

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Mouthpounder 5 points ago +5 / -0

The FBI really is composed of a bunch of faggots ain’t it Fucking 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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TangerineShine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dominionized my updoot and give you 10

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KuhlooKuhlay 4 points ago +4 / -0

I pity the fool..... who works for the FBI.

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Saltyfollower0101 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this site ❤️ LET THE SALT FLOW

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Dev404 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nooooolol! Our super secret attack date exposed! Foiled again! Patriot grandma's gonna be pissed!

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Magasaurus_Rex_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let’s just do it every February 30th you guys

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trumpmixtape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Theyll happily use that you know

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jumpy2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

These stupid clowns are still chasing their own asses with a China Virus Swab.

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FrankWisner 4 points ago +4 / -0

FBI = GayGB

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whateverdipshit 3 points ago +3 / -0

July 29, 1775.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please don't give them any ideas....

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EvilGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm bringing all my guns too. Try and take them fed cocksuckers!

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Granny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take some pipe bombs along, too - I think a Washington DC pipe bomb scavenger hunt would be awesome fun for the FBI!!!

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MMazeo 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the fuck did Wray get to where he is? That guy comes off as a total dummy.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Johnson, take note. I think these white supremacists are up to something.

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JohnParker1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait I thought it was supposed to the week after.

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monk_of_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would bet that you will get an actual visit for this post because the fbi are just that fucking retarded.

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got 50 bags of weapon grade plutonium for april 1st

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Redditcensorsyouandi 2 points ago +2 / -0

MARCH FORTH ON APRIL FIRST! WILL BE WILD! 🤡

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str8_outta_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek