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usdodsgssog 149 points ago +150 / -1

It's nice to know the virus is always working on schedules. It comes out late at night... goes on vacation with its flu buddies in the spring... amazing stuff.

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IncredibleMrE1 59 points ago +59 / -0

sCiEnCe

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 43 points ago +43 / -0

lmao. like why april 9th, like so arbitrary

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radx4 31 points ago +31 / -0

Should have done April 1st!

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quell2 22 points ago +25 / -3

It's a Q drop for sure. You've gotta trust the plan. April...[A]pril...A is the first letter, so A=1. Trump was the #1 [P]resident. Just gotta wait for the next drop to figure out what the 9 means.

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 12 points ago +14 / -2

hahahha. ugh. the amount of crap that "Q" (democrat trolls) put out was unreal

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Klown_Kutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Q is comedy fucking gold! So is your post!

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Coprolite 1 point ago +1 / -0

9= letter i

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thisguy883 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why March 10th in Texas? Abbott already signed the executive order. What would be the point of waiting a week?

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 14 points ago +14 / -0

not sure, its why i asked about alabama's arbitrary date lol. i think its because they don't have the balls to say its effective immediately so they can back out if theres outcry

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UncleDaddyZ 6 points ago +6 / -0

to give the karens a chance to chill. They are freaking the fuck out.

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MAGAsJustBegun 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the point is to give businesses and such time to adjust to new regulations, and for them to prepare for changes jn how they conduct business with crowds.

I don't agree with that, but I think it might be why they wait.

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lixa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give the scaredycats a chance to stock up on provisions for their self imposed protest lockdown

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Ponysoldierpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t Q know? The last day Texans will have to wear a mask is 03/09/2021. 3+9+2+2+1= 17. It is all part of the plan! Abbot is Q and his wheelchair is really a time travel device.

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boataholic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Friday after Easter. All her mandates have expired on Fridays, and she wanted to wait until after Spring Break and the next big holiday (Easter) that results in big gatherings.

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BatmanForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂 that's what I was wondering, why this arbitrary date?

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NullifyAndSecede 13 points ago +13 / -0

They're not scared that you're not wearing a mask, or else they'd distance themselves.

They're scared that you are being disobedient.

― Michael Malice

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War_Hamster 11 points ago +11 / -0

When they bioengineer a fake virus, they do it right. The amount of cognitive function they implanted in it is truly impressive. A real miracle of modern medicine. We are blessed to be among such thorough geniuses.

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frankblank 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here in Europe Rona usually stalks at night.. that's why all the night curfews.

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RumDrummer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know, right? My first reaction was, "why not now?"