No check enclosed. Their mail opening machines will simply shove it right straight into the shredder no eyes will ever see any of it. But it feels good putting it in the mailbox at their expense.
They con everyone into filling out this big long survey and their mail opening machines just discard it all and scan the forms for credit card processing. They don't read any of this stuff.
I'm not sure they're going to understand what you're trying to say.
No check enclosed. Their mail opening machines will simply shove it right straight into the shredder no eyes will ever see any of it. But it feels good putting it in the mailbox at their expense.
Gotta write a check for 0.01 so it goes to them lol
Man, that's good.
I was thinking this too
Would a voided Email work?
That's way more than they're worth
Heh, yep. Chances are, they have an intern pulling out the checks and dumping the rest in the trash like that piece of shit Robert Tilton did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tilton#Ministry_and_fundraising_scandal
They con everyone into filling out this big long survey and their mail opening machines just discard it all and scan the forms for credit card processing. They don't read any of this stuff.
That's so shady.
I'm young and naturally suspicious now but I hope that I never fall for one of these stupid cons when I'm elderly.