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WOMAN MOMENT (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by VolareVia ago by VolareVia +438 / -2
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Rerun1Central 10 points ago +13 / -3

i would hate to have to rely on a woman in combat... it is like the women cops.. they just suck at their jobs

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Salacious_B_Trump 7 points ago +10 / -3

Most male cops suck at their jobs, too.

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Tartarian-Kingtwo 5 points ago +6 / -1

At least they dont get overpowered and are more suited to subdue someone without killing them with gun wounds

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MAGA777Logistics -3 points ago +2 / -5

They get overpowered all the time, which results in a glock mag dumping into an unarmed American.

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Tartarian-Kingtwo 3 points ago +4 / -1

If a glock from a cop "empties into you" stop being a shit ass American

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h4yw1r3_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

ehh hanging mortars isn't super hard. I've been in a few trenches with some fearless bitches too fighting the TB but they're rare AF.

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borscht-nazi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did this come from 1997 or something?

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VolareVia [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Stolen from a guy on my Discord server. I suspect it's been processed a lot.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well... duh.

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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard it as:

There once was a woman from Dallas, who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

They found her vagina in North Carolina, and her arsehole in Buckingham Palace!

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0

i think i saw this post on reddit 5 years ago

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NeverNotTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

There once was a woman from Dallas
who used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her vagina in North Carolina
and her asshole in Buckingham Palace.

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do not want to have to compete with that!

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +2 / -1

I want to China swab her so bad.

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JigglesV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao thats funny

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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trudeau_is_a_faggot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Sasha Grey?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of all the Keks I kekked today, this kek is my favorite kek.