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DoctorRichardLevine 367 points ago +367 / -0

I’m not sure all of them can read.

They should make Biden read it. 640 day fillibuster

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Ebbie8708 175 points ago +178 / -3

We know Hank Johnson and Shelia Lee Jackson can’t.

Not cuz they’re black. It’s cuz they are dumb AF.

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SquareBites 100 points ago +101 / -1

The best part is that this slows everything down. Wanted something done in Congress this month? Think again. We're not letting them pass any bills unless they are on our terms.

Democrats are the biggest obstruction to progress in this country, and the fact that it has come to this is the epitome.

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FarmerJohn 30 points ago +30 / -0

Where we watching this on? Any live non cucked media coverage?

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 37 points ago +37 / -0

You're kidding, right? MSN: "Far-right Republican white nationalist blocking President Bident's Emergency Covid-Relief bill, which otherwise would provide $1.9 trillion to Americans hard-hit by scientific measures to contain the deadly virus, which has killed 80 million people this month."

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posedgeclk 16 points ago +16 / -0

C-SPAN. You're already paying for it.

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KekistanPM 28 points ago +28 / -0

When they're the minority they obstruct ten ways from Sunday.

When they're the majority they blast "obstructionist Republicans" for being sore losers and serving special interests.

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IvIA6A 18 points ago +18 / -0

And the media helps

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GameOnGlobalists 22 points ago +22 / -0

We're not letting them pass any bills unless they are on our terms.

"We" who?

Democrats are the biggest obstruction to progress in this country...

"We" have to get rid of this old knee-jerk thinking of "Democrats vs. us."

How soon are you willing to blissfully forget that 99%+ of the establishment backstabbed you? It's like flicking on the light switch repeatedly in a power outage. Some deeply conditioned reflex is holding you back from seeing that there is only a uniparty, and "us" on the fringes. Wash your face with cold water, and wake the fuck up; we've got work to do.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's amazing how fast they forget.

I see people in here still trying to push fox news and tucker.

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BurgerMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is how it should be done. What to pass your bullshit 1000 pages bill with content that you hope nobody notices? Well think again.

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CahalTheMad 54 points ago +62 / -8

I hate to be that guy but literally 100% of black democrats are dumb af. Even though they're "elected"/kept in office by fraud, there are still brainlets who vote for those worthless, never-contributed-to-society mental midget parasites. Fuck society.

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jsnforce 23 points ago +23 / -0

The thing about affirmative action style hiring is that you always have to question whether people in elevated positions earned it fairly. Same for politicians. Were they elected because they were best qualified or because they had a useful complexion? And it runs on both sides, because the right can't get minority leaders without being accused of tokenism.

If we just set out with the clear policy and moral goal of hiring the best qualified and most appropriate person for a task, regardless of race or gender, we wouldn't have to doubt their accomplishments.

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FliesTheFlag 33 points ago +33 / -0

affirmative action

one of the most racist things ever to be concocted up.

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IroWide 8 points ago +9 / -1

You must also consider, with the women, if they sucked their way to the top, like one ignorant but prominent democrat we know.

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's never going to happen because generally speaking it would turn out to be white men most of the time.

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GH3K 7 points ago +7 / -0

You all are probably too young to remember Congressman Sonny Bono; now THERE was a dumb dumb. Took himself out by skiing into a tree.

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murph1953 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I got trees, babe"

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Mitschu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Speaking of him, I wonder if the reason why they were so eager to get Trump out at any cost is because of a certain day coming up on January 1st, 2024.

That's the day the bullshit Sonny Bono Copyright Extension act stops applying to a certain mouse.

Does it all boil down to the fact that Trump would have immediately and gleefully vetoed any attempts at further unconstitutional copyright extensions and went "HaHA~! Well gee fellas, guess Mickey Mouse is now public domain. Anyone can use him, mouserfuckers!", and thereby dealt a SEVERE crippling blow to one of the most powerful and corrupt monopolies in the world?

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rn10950 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, he didn't have to do that to prove his stupidity. He married Cher, that is enough.

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Farmerbob1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do not underestimate the enemy. That is how you lose.

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont overestimate them or fear them either.

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

Human beings are dumb.

Wether you claim its only blonde women, rednecks, or stupid negroes ---

In the end, human beings are dumb.

That's the problem. :/

In my opinion*

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

F Society? Mr Robot, is that you?!

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imafarttrustme 39 points ago +39 / -0

I wonder if they'll be able to finish it before Guam capsizes?

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Desperado 22 points ago +22 / -0

This one still freaks me out, no matter how many times I've seen it, and it's a lot.

I'll give a comparison. Biology class. I'm 15 or 16. Teacher describes how an external infection, say for an arm, can be swabbed but to tackle any internal infection we must inject. Idiot sat next to me raises his hand and asks "How do you know the injection goes down the correct arm? What if it goes down the other arm?" Class collapses in laughter, teacher thinks he's being trolled, freaks out.

But he wasn't being trolled. The kid turned red. His question was 100% sincere.

Plot twist. He's a doctor now. I still wouldn't trust him to give me a band aid.

But that Guam shit was next level shit. Superhuman retardation. The single dumbest thing I've ever heard. And Hank Johnson is in congress to this very day.

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Pickinpox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black Powder...

He is Clayton Bigsbys doppelganger

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ManicJackBauer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Savage!

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

AKs will be 50mm before Guam capsizes.

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RegularAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought you meant .50 cal and I was like Brandon Herrera

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canigetawutwut 5 points ago +5 / -0

or the midgets take on the giant in ufc 300

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Sphinx3peat 37 points ago +38 / -1

Maxine Waters can’t read either. That bitch is dumb as fuck.

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Ebbie8708 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hey hey just because she doesn’t know a damn thing about stocks despite being the chair of the finance committee, doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how to read.

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murph1953 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like Pelosi, that's neuro' damage due to ethanol exposure. Cranial CT scan required to hold office?

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canigetawutwut 9 points ago +9 / -0

how in the blue fuck is hank j STILL there!!?? fuckin rediculous

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NomadicKrow2 15 points ago +15 / -0

Because whoever ran against him didn't blast all the stupid shit he has said. Or because all his voters are just as stupid. You have to be a certain kind of retarded to see nothing wrong with him being concerned that Guam would capsize.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Votes, or fraud?

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Desperado 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is likely, and tragically. correct.

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Charizard 35 points ago +35 / -0

That would break the record for longest fillibuster, held by Hillary Clinton's mentor, Robert Byrd, who was trying to stop the Civil RIghts Act

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marishiten 26 points ago +26 / -0

Also Biden's mentor. He even spoke his Eulogy.

Biden spoke the Eulogy at a Klansman's funeral.

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anon1011101 18 points ago +18 / -0

Democrats are, and always have been, the party of slavery. They just want us all to be debt and vote slaves now, that's the only difference

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R-A-T-S- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, but Byrd supposedly apologized 40 years later when he was on his deathbed which caused the parties to switch in the 60s cause one of the other people filibustering the civil rights act became a republican afterwards (Storm Therman) and even though he married a black woman or some such, and supposedly also apologized, he apologized while being republican.

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Brownwaterboys 31 points ago +31 / -0

make AOC read it, she probably couldnt get past the title page.

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imafarttrustme 27 points ago +27 / -0

The jokes on you. She's stuck on a little spot in the top left corner of the page that says "this page intentionally left blank" at the bottom, wondering why there's a period up there.

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xyon1282 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is best comment in the thread and I'm not done reading it xD

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither is AOC!

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dougwiser 6 points ago +6 / -0

that would be too cool

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StartAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL

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disgruntled_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not like we have a say in what's in it or whether or not it gets passed. I mean, what are we gonna do about it? Riot?

All this does is irritate the sonsabitches by making them strain their rotten skulls reading for 10 hours, which is like the equivalent of making them taste their own taint for 10 hours. So for that much, at least, I approve.