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Mrs.Frostbite 247 points ago +247 / -0

All bills should be read out loud. EVERY SINGLE ONE!

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CrackerJack2 92 points ago +92 / -0

Yes,
as I am more comfortable with the Spanish language I would like it translated and read in Spanish as well.
And very slowly as I'm still learning it.

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MerlynTrump 30 points ago +30 / -0

imagine if they had to read it in German.

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RegularAmerican 35 points ago +35 / -0

You vill own nossing. And you vill be happy.

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anon1011101 19 points ago +19 / -0

YOU VILL EAT ZE BOOGZ

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +2 / -1

HANZ! I BILL TELL GOEBELLS IF YOU VONT STOP WITH ZE DIC PICS!

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FliesTheFlag 7 points ago +7 / -0

After that have it read in Vietnamese.

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MerlynTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean like this.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon with Hansel and Gretel.

"DAS GOOD, YA!?" "YA YA DAS GOOD!!!"

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we get mock Swedish?

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm surprised it's not read in Chinese

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Necrogasmic 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least some German dictators wanted what they thought was best for thier people instead of China.

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BrionK 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hello, why just Spanish. They should do it in all threshold languages. Anything else is racist.

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Ophelia 11 points ago +12 / -1

Ebonics 👍

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yo dawg, we herd u like spendin billz..

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Ameronaut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aight so firs off all yall niggaz gettin hella stacks fo yo stimilus

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Lonnie62 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh please allow me to translate...Uhmmmm...Elshito!!!! There you go!!!

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mikethemarine 29 points ago +29 / -0

they stop trying to hide shit in them

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Crockett 19 points ago +19 / -0

Apparently this is something a single senator can force to happen and no one can do anything about it. I can't believe I didn't know that. If I were a senator, I'd force this for every single bill as a matter of course. As a bonus, I'd record the seething from every other senator who whined to me and share it online.

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CommonSenseForYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hell yes!! There are so many things I would do as a Senator if I was one that I don't understand why Senators don't do more. Making them read the bills out loud- that they make extremely long because of their desire to pack irrelevant things into one bill- would be so satisfying. I'd also just like to cuss them out for their selfish stupidity. Filibustering everything and in general voting no to almost everything would also be fun.

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Frog_Anne 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right? I can't believe this has been an option this whole time, and "our side" (supposedly) has been too stupid to make use of it! Was it the Obamacare bill that was about a billion pages long, and Nancy said we had to pass it to find out what was in it? Why didn't any Republican force it to be read aloud?

Also, they'd better do this with that criminal voting bill that I think just passed the House - the one that legalizes all the Dem cheating on a national level. Read it aloud, tear it apart, and make sure the whole country knows it's illegal. We all know now we can't depend on SCOTUS to bother about Dems doing illegal things.

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MrNoName 17 points ago +17 / -0

they'd still be reading the obama care one

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BrionK 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed!