Wow. The only time I've ever caught a STD in my 40 years of having sex was after a one night stand with a girl that was seeing a college basketball player. I don't know what race he was, but if I had to bet on it.
Edit: I forgot about the time I got crabs from a sofa. Never had sex with the owner of the sofa, but I discovered she was seeing a couple of black guys later. I think they stole the hubs and trim rings off my '79 Corvette after I ran into all of them at a club.
It was a weird deal. I came home with her after a fund raiser and discovered she had two kids. They were sitting on the sofa with the babysitter. I was just a pup and this kind of spoiled the mood for me. I sat on the sofa for about 30 seconds before I split while she was putting the kids to bed.
Everyone in that house had to have crabs cause the ones I killed the next week were monsters. Looked just like this guy.
Wow. The only time I've ever caught a STD in my 40 years of having sex was after a one night stand with a girl that was seeing a college basketball player. I don't know what race he was, but if I had to bet on it.
Edit: I forgot about the time I got crabs from a sofa. Never had sex with the owner of the sofa, but I discovered she was seeing a couple of black guys later. I think they stole the hubs and trim rings off my '79 Corvette after I ran into all of them at a club.
I once got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit.
Was the seat black?
"Alright thats it for me, goodnight everybody!"
K-UGER!
But did you have sex with the sofa?
It was a weird deal. I came home with her after a fund raiser and discovered she had two kids. They were sitting on the sofa with the babysitter. I was just a pup and this kind of spoiled the mood for me. I sat on the sofa for about 30 seconds before I split while she was putting the kids to bed.
Everyone in that house had to have crabs cause the ones I killed the next week were monsters. Looked just like this guy.