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SHEEEEEEEEEEIT 🌯 (media.patriots.win)
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residue69 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wow. The only time I've ever caught a STD in my 40 years of having sex was after a one night stand with a girl that was seeing a college basketball player. I don't know what race he was, but if I had to bet on it.

Edit: I forgot about the time I got crabs from a sofa. Never had sex with the owner of the sofa, but I discovered she was seeing a couple of black guys later. I think they stole the hubs and trim rings off my '79 Corvette after I ran into all of them at a club.

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bubadmt 14 points ago +14 / -0

I once got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit.

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Just1voter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Was the seat black?