2017
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bubadmt 70 points ago +71 / -1

Now do Twitter, and let Trump back on and start enforcing new rules that censor all the lefties by the same standards as which they operated.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 52 points ago +52 / -0

Twitter is being artificially propped up with money from the House of Saud.

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BasedNtruth 27 points ago +27 / -0

Has to be. The stock price going up is the biggest fraud I’ve ever seen lmao

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SnowflakeJuice 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Saudis did not want Biden to win, he is going to fuck them like Obama by strengthening Iran

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doug2 5 points ago +7 / -2

The Saudis are not a monolith.

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DonJr24 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't know why you got downvoted for that. You are 100% right. MBS locking up of all his relatives and killing that "journalist" in Turkey was about taking out a different faction in the House of Saud. The faction that supports the globalists.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all good, some people are just a titch behind.

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gaijin_ronin 3 points ago +3 / -0

and the clowns

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's called globalism. All elites are sick freaks that protect each other

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait, so you want to drive a huge chunk of the customer base away? Flip side though.. it might just fill up with bot..

Oh.

Wait. Never mind. We are there already.

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Best4Business 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think Twitter is better without Trump and conservatives really. They're cannibalizing each other over there because now they're running out of people to hate. So they're turning on each other and making new enemies out of their own because they're not "woke enough". It's fucking hilarious and it is all part of my prediction.

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left would not fuck around on a platform that cucks them. They play to win.

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shill273 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, just don't cencor anybody. If left rhetoric is indistinguishable from left one (with simply the protagonsits swapped) then the globalists have won already.

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VapingTrumpsPiss 43 points ago +45 / -2

I really love Elon. He actually seems to be a moderate, logic minded person that gives a fuck about humanity. Particularly America. He's my favorite African American. If he as able to run for president, I would vote for him.

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keffman77 27 points ago +29 / -2

Eh, I don't know if I'd vote for him. But... he is a beacon of hope in these weird fucked up times. I'm glad he's standing up to these assholes, and making sick rockets at the same time

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anishr 6 points ago +8 / -2

This kind of softness is what fucks us over. For the love of God, why can't we just choose a patriot? No half-assed globo homo bullshit just cause he supports free speech.

Read this and tell me if you still think he's a beacon of hope: https://www.inverse.com/article/35196-everything-elon-musk-has-ever-said-about-donald-trump

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doug2 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I don’t really have strong feelings except that hopefully Trump doesn’t get the nomination of the Republican party, because I think that’s, yeah… that wouldn’t be good,” Musk said. “I think at most he would get the Republican nomination, but I think that would still be a bit embarrassing.” 

I might have said the same thing at first. Before really looking into it I considered him running as a joke or publicly stunt. It took awhile for me to realize he was serious and that I agreed with almost across the board.

Not making a commentary on Musk just throwing that out there.

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Fa1thless 5 points ago +5 / -0

I laughed at my parents during the primaries when they said they were team Trump. How could they be serious right? The guy from the apprentice?

I discovered T_D and came to the same realizations that you did. I think a lot of people like me had been buying in to the media bullshit.

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anishr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, but if you're going advise the POTUS, you better do your fucking research. Some things Musk has said before:

  1. Elon recently said he's "super fired up" to work with Biden on climate change garbage?

  2. "Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world." Elon stands to gain a lot from the Green New Deal because it greatly helps Tesla. Nancy fucking plonked 1.5 mil into Tesla options recently because she knows Tesla is gonna do well now that they have control.

  3. "The blanket entry ban on citizens from certain primarily Muslim countries is not the best way to address the country’s challenges. Many people negatively affected by this policy are strong supporters of the US. They've done right, not wrong & don't deserve to be rejected."

  4. Elon is an advocate for direct democracy.

Yeah... that sounds pretty libtarded to me

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya I specifically said I wasn't commenting on musk either way because ya... that's retarded. How so many morons can believe in "climate change" really is beyond me.

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Crisis83 9 points ago +9 / -0

He’s an engineer with a great sense of Humor. Seems to be very culturally aware on whats going on. But by no means is a conservative, but I don’t mean that as a knock against him.

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Husky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why? It is a knock against him. People are too in-search of a hero. He's a great engineer and businessman with shitty political views.

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Poobin420 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like Elon for the most part, but I would NEVER vote for him as President so long as he is 100% adamant that we need a Carbon Tax.

I am totally against any kind of Carbon Tax. That is the lefts asinine idea.

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murph1953 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump should put him in charge of NASA.

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Ccbzz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m not sure he’d be interested. He has so much more opportunity when independent.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should just co tongue to privatize NASA. He’ll end up running it more than he already does pretty quickly.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buyhim is going to shut down NASA and Space Force.

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jeffj95 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's one of the very few uncucked elite billionaires.

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rufrignkidnme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't believe that Musk would want to be President. I think he has bigger ambitions like Overlord of Mars.

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carbonsteel 34 points ago +34 / -0

That would be the most epic troll move in history.

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Best4Business 3 points ago +3 / -0

His only mistake was that he revealed what he'd do. Elon Musk buy Facebook. Cool, no problem. Two weeks later he quietly dissolves it without anyone hearing the plan. Even fucking better.

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deleted 26 points ago +28 / -2
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0nlyL0s3rsC3ns0r 25 points ago +25 / -0

DO IT!

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E-dantes 18 points ago +19 / -1

He had me at building a town in Texas

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TonyTreehouse 4 points ago +4 / -0

That doesn't help the whole world, though.

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E-dantes 16 points ago +20 / -4

There is only One who can. Sadly, it's a narrow door, and relatively (speaking in the context if the entirety of human lives ever in existence) few will enter.

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Just1voter 11 points ago +13 / -2

An eye of a needle.

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E-dantes 5 points ago +7 / -2

Yep

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Sever -11 points ago +2 / -13

god isn't real. Get over it.

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SryServiceDown 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are the evidence that God is real.

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E-dantes 0 points ago +4 / -4

So exactly which enzyme decided it wanted to be a tree, grass, or a platypuss? How does amino acids, just decide, no I dont think I will become a creature that will lay eggs, I will have live birth, and another says, I will a blade of grass that reproduces by dropping seed, and another says, I will be sequoias.

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Sever 0 points ago +1 / -1

Smh

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Zskills 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is a satire piece. Just so yall know

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StartAgain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dang it!

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dammit OP could we at least get a "SHITPOST" tag or something?

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TheWhitestOfFangs 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the source? this isn't BB or Beaverton...

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OldHickoryJackson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Need more billionaires like Musk, Atlas Shrugged style.

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MissoulaWes1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

What would buying fb cost? It seems like something a group of very wealthy people could do, but elon alone...i dont think thats possible.

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DonaldDAO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Facebook is worth 3-4x Musk's insane ~$200b net worth

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Brethern123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agoodstart

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STIDGIT64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please buyit and delete it

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Wankerton 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a raging non homo boner right now.

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pursuitoftruth1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cuckerberg would have to let this African American buy it otherwise he'd be racist.

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MindsetRoulette 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how we need some authority to delete our Facebook accounts for us.... Gee, wonder why society keeps circling back to Authoritarianism...

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will get kids off of it. It will ouss if the retard wokels.

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MindsetRoulette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad part is America fell so far on free speech a lot of kids went to Tik Tok so they could openly voice their opinions.

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tholins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure he’s trolling but I wish he’d do it.

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deadBeefCafe2014 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would contribute to the fund to make this happen.

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have a hard on for a globalist.

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Magamom2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please! For humanity do it!

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muppeton 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to buy all of Silicon Valley. As long as one of those shit companies still remains standing this nightmare will never end.

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Worldpower 2 points ago +2 / -0

He needs to delete everyones personal data he so Dam wealthy the dude should buy Facebook and destroy the whole dam thing

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SirJiub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was on the fence about Elon at first, but within the last several months I'm really starting to come around to him. Hes intelligent, speaks his mind, and has "fuck you" money. Even the politicians dont touch him.

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BoerboelMummy 2 points ago +2 / -0

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE buy twitter and delete it instead. It is a fetid, diseased swamp, filled with the worst people imaginable, spewing hatred and poison into society 24/7. The world would be entirely in your debt (and also an average of 10 IQ points higher as a result).

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NOTDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO IT!****

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol FB has been taken over by boomers and older gen xers. You want to destroy something better, take out twitter, instagram,tik tok. Those are your breeding grounds for dumb woke assholes and narcisists who crave attention.

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Best4Business 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not gonna lie, if I had the money to buy and destroy companies, Twitter and Facebook would be my primary targets. Just break them apart piece by piece and auction it off to the highest bidders.

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latsbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

hey google, how do you short facebook?

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PieceOfParchment7 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You can tell it's real because it looks so fake" -Elon Musk

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rsme3 2 points ago +2 / -0

YESSSSS!!!!

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t you fuckin tease. That would be glorious

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LandonFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh... not sure bout this dude... that last JRE podcast he was on made me suspicious 😐

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Iliterallylovejv 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here’s the problem with that... there’s still a huge base of people who would crave for another platform like it to exist. So Zuck would get the money, make a new platform and we’d be right where we are again. I think we should keep red-pilling people instead. Get the FCC to put some sanctions or restrictions on them. Then watch them lose money.

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Agent_Orange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elon Musk has "fuck you" money. A lot of people think they have it, but he truly does. Use it, Elon!

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unashamed 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Great Reset

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

One doesn't need to delete it, just buy majority and force change. But seriously - as if Zucc will ever allow this. What is the source anyway?

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BeefJerky2Expensive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a reminder.. Do not to share this like it's real or you will look like a dumb fuck, because it is not it is satirical. Elon doesn't like facebook but has never offered to buy it. Even if he did he could not afford it unfortunately.

Ps. fuck the FBI

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s obviously a joke.

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RU_joe_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

needs shitpost flair

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hilboggins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then nut up or shut up.. musk just a hopium dealer.

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TheJimmReaper -3 points ago +2 / -5

Elon is a mad enough lad to do it too

But i honestly think we need to knock the whole internet off for a year or two, just go back to before and let all these wokaholics go cold turkey from Twatter and Fakebook