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THAT'S A YUUUGGGEEEEE PEPE!
T H I C C C C C C
I Like Em Thiccc...I Like Em CHUNKEEEH -- The big fat Hippo from Madagascar
The big, the fat and the Ugly Pepe.
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The real killer of 500lb men and women who eat Big Macs and down sodas all day long... Covid!
As someone who hasn’t been to a doctor in years I appreciate the efforts of the giant fatties in making themselves the canary in the coal mine for obesity. I’d like to know how far the human body can be pushed.
While channel-flipping, I've stumbled upon a couple of shows on the World's Fattest People.
Are you sure we don't know how far the body can be pushed already? I can't imagine anything worse than I've already seen.
We're good friends with a doctor-nurse couple. Their descriptions of hospital hoisting equipment, special beds, etc., and the people who need them, are mind-blowing. I mean, we're basically talking about hospital-grade engine hoists.
Funny somewhat related story.
I'm an avid scuba diver. I have spent a bunch of time in the Caribbean. Sometimes I get stuck on boats with tourist groups of divers, from places where the weather sucks in the winter. These are also places where obesity is a bit more common.
So, there's a whole population of large former athletes who are into diving. These are 300+ lb buys who were athletes but became victims to the American diet and beer. They still have the athlete mentality, but gravity kinda kicks their a$$.
Enter scuba diving. When you're diving you are close to weightless. The relief on these guys' joints is probably part of the hook, but they are now doing athletic and challenging stuff to feed their egos. These guys are a noticeable portion of the tourist dive community.
There are a couple of problems with this. To get near to neutral buoyancy, they require 30+ lbs of lead to offset all of their fat. If there's any sort of an issue underwater, carrying that much dispatchable weight, as they are erroneously taught to do, creates some unsolvable rapid ascent problems and they end up getting bent.
(Getting bent means the gas bubbles in your body expanded too quickly on ascent and blew out your arteries. If you don't go up slowly, you can suffer from serious and permanent injury)
Even if they don't get bent, the stress of even the smallest equipment issue is likely to trigger a stroke or heart attack. This happens more often than you'd think, a good chunk of diving deaths are due to bad biological to stress in an alien environment.
Now, we have our fatty, either bent or having a stoke, but immobilized. How do you get him back in the boat? I'm 210 lbs and pretty strong and I can't haul a guy that big onto a boat deck. Two of me might have a chance.
I've suggested dive boats should have hoist equipment to be prepared for this inevitable situation.
I've actually seen this take place and had the pleasure of giving mouth-to-mouth to a 400 lb former Linebacker from New Jersey.
He lived.
I think it's kind of fucked up you let fatties kill themselves diving. But I'm afraid if you stopped letting them, you'd be sued by then for discrimination or some shit. Ah well, keep up the good work I guess?
Good on you for saving that man's life. I hope he takes his health more seriously.
Putting my disclaimer in at the top: I am a dive instructor for a technical diving agency. I am also probably the lowest ranking of the roughly 300 instructors. So I know what I'm talking about, but I'm not the authority.
Our dive agency is the only one in the world that has never lost a diver. Our insurance rates reflect that.
We do not certify people that are a risk to themselves. Most of the diving world does not share that ethos and are profit-driven. They sell certifications, not training.
This clown world is screwing up every industry.
Every thing you said there makes all kinds of sense. And FWLIW while not a diver I get the science behind the bends better than 99.9% of the population.
While he's not a diver, I've a neighbor and friend who is that guy, Was a Big Ten lineman. And actually he may have done some diving 15-20 years ago, I'd have to ask, but won't.
Kudos on your lifesaving.
Cheers
Don't forget. They have got ZERO exercise the past year.
And now you know.
The real killer of frail, elderly folks who die of old age....Covid!
“90% of Covid deaths coincidentally had diabetes.”
It's a perfect "storm":
So, we already know the shady accounting, but talk about a rich group to pump up the statistics to fit the scare narrative, it doesn't get any better than the elderly and obese.
We need mandatory gym membership and the complete closure of every fast food joint
They'll get their exercise running from the new 20 million illegals trying to kill them.
If I get fat enough, will I still die if I get shot? When will my fat armour be enough ?
True story, no.
I worked in a level 1 trauma center. We had two larger ladies wheeled in, a mother and daughter. The daughters boyfriend tried to kill them both. He emptied a magazine of 9mm into the two of them. They were both so large that they suffered superficial subcutaneous far wounds and were released in a few hours.
The mother had a really funny view of it, about how it was the most effective diet she had ever tried.
Also tbf. Handguns suck at killing. If you don't get hit in a vital organ or your brain/CNS. You're probably going to live if you get to the hospital relatively quickly. But I'm not surprised 9mm didn't penetrate their fat. Especially if they had a front butt that weighs more than my whole body.
The problem comes when you have to operate on someone that obese. It's dangerous.
Gyms are for [email protected]
In rural areas, just getting the firewood in makes you lean and mean.
The Energy here has been incredible lately.
Remember when Michelle Obama ran on the the platform of curbing obesity by initially going against the big sugar companies but then reversed action and said instead to simply exercise because she caved in to the swamp creatures?
Snoopes: Mostly false. It was in fact Big Mike
I also remember the time 'she' had a Dr seuss story time event... But weirdly I don't remember ever seeing a picture of 'her' pregnant
Getting fat off is one of the hardest things you'll ever do, but you have to do it.
Still, I have contempt both for the people who try to justify being fat and also for the people who have been poisoning us with things that are not food being sold to us as food.
At some point, I really think we need to replace the FDA as well as the FBI with people who will actually do their job and ban selling things that are not food to people who most of their lives didn't know better than to eat them.
Many of us have had out metabolism ruined by fake food. IF not you yourself, many of your countrymen have fallen victim.
Imagine that everyone just grew one crop of veggies or fruits that they know they will eat that summer.
Amen.
My wife's mom approved marijuana for medicinal use in the 1980s while working for Health Canada...
Fast forward 40 years and it's legalized for RECREATIONAL use. Not medicinal, not textiles...
I know it's just pot, but its an example of the government knowing one thing and doing another deliberately. The overton window wasn't ready for pot smokers yet, but it was certainly ready for life changing medicines they refused to acknowledge. instead, they'd go after people like Rick Simpson to ensure nobody dared try to cure themselves of ailments.
We’re number 1!!
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300 total (supposed) COVID deaths Canada-wide for people under 60. That’s not an emergency and certainly not a pandemic. It’s all a giant hoax.
In Canada. The first national statistics on missing children were released in 1987, when more than 57,000 cases were reported. In 2019, there were 40,425 accounts of missing children. Runaways in 2019 represented a majority of all missing children reports at almost 30,000.
NEED MORE ADRENOCHROME, MUST SHUT DOWN SOCIETY DUE TO 300 'COVID' DEATHS
Clearly didn't work in the US.
It came from China and its basically only lethal to fat people. This was 100% manufactured by them to target us.
Socialism will save us by making us skinny!
It's the only way!
Fat people already have health issues. They also lack vitamin D3, K2, C, zinc and good lysine levels.
and self control
"Bring me Solo, and the wookie!" -Pepe
Pepe the Hutt
New York Times #1 Best Seller from 2000 BC to 2021 Present Day
Fat Lives Matter!!1!
I'm fat and had virus. I seem ok. Just saying. From what I hear, if you have diabetes or server heart disease, then you could be in trouble. Which I guess comes with fat but also old age!!
And? What are you going to do when Vaccine Passports (for access to bars restaurants venues maybe even the grocery store...) roll out??? NOTHING???
They won't require it once all the fat fucks are dead.
The fat fucks are dying of natural causes like they always have. Covid is just a new strain of the flu.