The Bestselling Banned Book: Based on well known but highly suppressed everyday facts!
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We need mandatory gym membership and the complete closure of every fast food joint
They'll get their exercise running from the new 20 million illegals trying to kill them.
If I get fat enough, will I still die if I get shot? When will my fat armour be enough ?
True story, no.
I worked in a level 1 trauma center. We had two larger ladies wheeled in, a mother and daughter. The daughters boyfriend tried to kill them both. He emptied a magazine of 9mm into the two of them. They were both so large that they suffered superficial subcutaneous far wounds and were released in a few hours.
The mother had a really funny view of it, about how it was the most effective diet she had ever tried.
Also tbf. Handguns suck at killing. If you don't get hit in a vital organ or your brain/CNS. You're probably going to live if you get to the hospital relatively quickly. But I'm not surprised 9mm didn't penetrate their fat. Especially if they had a front butt that weighs more than my whole body.
The problem comes when you have to operate on someone that obese. It's dangerous.
Gyms are for [email protected]
In rural areas, just getting the firewood in makes you lean and mean.