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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 53 points ago +53 / -0

Is this the guy that wrote an article about how traumatic his experience with guns had been?

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Red37 48 points ago +48 / -0

After reading that my 65 year old mother (who had no interests in guns and had never fired one) asked if I would take her to shoot my AR-15. So she did. She liked it. She made fun of him more afterwards.

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svartchimpans 15 points ago +15 / -0

The thundering shots emanating from my hands was like the Vietnam War, terrifying in its raw power. The force of the blast threw my body five hundred feet backwards. Truly these guns are weapons of mass destruction.

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MAGAsJustBegun 21 points ago +21 / -0

"I've shot pistols before, but never something like an AR-15. Squeeze lightly on the trigger and the resulting explosion of firepower is humbling and deafening (even with ear protection)," the journalist wrote.

"The recoil bruised my shoulder. The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face. The smell of sulfur and destruction made me sick," he added.

This is the guy you're talking about haha. No, they aren't the same people, but soo hilarious. I'm glad you reminded me of this masterpiece!

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magacoder 8 points ago +8 / -0

The smell of destruction hahaha

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rootGoose 8 points ago +8 / -0

The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face.

Was he shooting a right-handed configuration in a left-hand stance?

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T-Bear 7 points ago +7 / -0

If the casing flew past his face...then, yes, he was.

Probably on purpose, for "dramatic" effect.

And yes, the smell of sulphur ought to sicken him. It reminds him of who he sold himself to, and where he is ultimately going, if he doesn't make better decisions.

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Parhelion12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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LarryBugman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spicy

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Grady_Wilson 6 points ago +6 / -0

I made the mistake of letting my 10 year old daughter shoot my AR instead of the 10/22 she had been shooting.

Now she is costing me a fortune in ammo because she has no interest in the 10/22 anymore.

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True-Grit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way...

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Trumpsta 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should be used to stuff flying at his face.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 6 points ago +6 / -0

You mean the guy who was later revealed to be a wife-beater?

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Flag_falsely 5 points ago +5 / -0

Link? I want to read this.

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

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