I had the cops called on me when I was managing a business because a guy of a certain demographic came in drunk and passed out. After the show was over, he demanded his money back. I said "No." He called the cops on me.

This part was great though. Two cops show up. One cop pulls me aside and the other cop pulls the guy aside. He asks me what happened, I said "Guy was drunk, passed out in the show, woke up afterwards and wanted a refund and I said no." The cop I'm talking to immediately flags down his partner who was questioning the guy and says "We're done here, let's go." They left. Guy was standing there dumbfounded. I handed him the number of our corporate complaints department and said "good luck". I never heard another thing about it.