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Seenev 146 points ago +146 / -0

It's funny that Dr Suess was considered progressive during his lifetime. The goal posts have moved so far that his legacy went from left wing to right wing posthumously. You will never be safe embracing liberal ideology. It will turn against you eventually.

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Seenev 20 points ago +21 / -1

I am the walrus.

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Smarmcastic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Actually, I think I did hear Biden say "googoogajoob" in one of his speeches.

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Sodapopinski 6 points ago +6 / -0

HURRAH-HURRAY NO WORK TODAY!! We’re cabbages and kings!!

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NotDangerousGame 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is no line with the left. Their ideology is to always be 'progressing' for the sake of progressing. Any time they say 'all we want' it is a lie, because that will just be the new line to cross.

I always liked CS Lewis's thinking about progress. I don't remember it word for word so I will paraphrase it here: Suppose you are doing sums and you make a mistake in your adding. No substantive progress will then be made without going back and righting the mistake.

In short, progress that is not based in reality and truth is not real progress but wheel spinning at best and self destructive at worst.

Something else of his that I quote often is: "I have no patience for people who prefer Thursday simply because it is not Wednesday."

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LFCIRE96 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just like with us modern ‘conservatives’ though, we are literally conserving things that were considered leftist like 20 years ago

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NotDangerousGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not me brother. If I was suddenly transported to 1053, I would be happy.

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Feudalism Great Again

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RosettaStone 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're nihilists, dude.

Correct -- and the only thing that can satisfy nihilism is death. Everyone's death.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd like to opt out of that scenario.

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RosettaStone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep.

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BSnatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

They care about nothing...

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TrumpTrainForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

they’re nihilists dude

Then there’s nothing to be afraid of dude.

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icockmyglock 12 points ago +12 / -0

I used to live in a world where the goal posts did change chasing the betterment of humanity while leaving history intact as a learning tool. The world I live in now attempts to change the goal posts chasing the betterment of humanity while doing all the things that are wrong with the world it's trying to change.

Honk honk!

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Smarmcastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well put.

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BoltBoltBoltBolt90 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know.

Dr. Seuss had multiple political cartoons that went after the "America First" ideology.

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rich77 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t recall Seuss being progressive, but then again I was born in 94 so I was a kid when they read me the books. What was considered progressive about it? His inclusivity?

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Seenev 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know if it was so much reflected in his work but he was a liberal. I believe he was even pro abortion, which is crazy for a children's book writer. Crazy for anyone really though...

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MikesBigJockstrap 51 points ago +51 / -0

I will not wear it in the mall, I will not wear it in the hall.

I do not wear them on a train, I do not wear them in the rain.

I refuse to wear one in the bar, I refuse to wear one in my car.

I won't wear it when I eat, I would rather throw it at your feet.

I won't wear it if you ask, I will not wear your dumb gay mask.

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Kalom69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Seuss is that you?

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bubadmt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look ham, here's the deal.

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +3 / -1

I will not wear one in a twat

Nor in between two rolls of fat

Not even in a pussy cat

I will not wear a jimmy hat

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Knight1_of_Sunset 34 points ago +36 / -2

Ben Garrison is a diamond.

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ALargeRock 12 points ago +12 / -0

Seriously. His drawings are always on point.

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Hypmoden 9 points ago +16 / -7

they banned Dr. Seuss because he was anti communist

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ALargeRock 13 points ago +13 / -0

I read he was a communist. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +8 / -1

He is a leftist so you are correct.

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TrumpAndGodWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not enough communist enough for the left apparently.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

BUT IT HASN'T BEEN TRIED!

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magacoder 11 points ago +11 / -0

they banned Dr. Seuss because it's a culture device for kids.

they (China) are banning and removing all of our culture, especially what's used to pass the culture on to kids.

it's not what's in it, it's what's not in it. making room for the propaganda you see in today's kid shows and books.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oof. You may be right ...

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StrongIsland 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dr Seuss is generational, from grandparents to parents to kids, can’t have that.

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Rey_ 9 points ago +9 / -0

This guy is brilliant!

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Fecklessgod 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ha ha. Horton hears a W.H.O.

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GodKingHarambe 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Left: THE LORAX IS A RALLYING CRY FOR PROGRESSIVE ENVIRONMENTALISM

Also The Left: THE CAT IN THE HAT IS AN UNCLE TOM!!!!

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Gr4ck3L 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oof. Now do Woke~a~Cola!

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Poor sneetches look so sad.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must be those Palestinian Sneetches with no stars upon thars.

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Arwyn3x 5 points ago +5 / -0

All this is about is Communists stealing not only our Nation, but the joy out of our lives.

They have worked for decades, at least half a century to destroy our education system and set our children adrift and vulnerable, (not even knowing what gender they are or taught how to think it our for themselves (hint: look down). This was accomplished thanks to the **Commie Coward Bill Ayers and his daddy warbucks dad). But never forget the simpering idiot k-12 teachers who giggled and squirmed when ever he walked into a teachers conference.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

CFR was created in 1921. 100 year anniversary this year of them deliberately ruining the Nation via academia.

Influence coming from several different directions, all converging on this point.

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LtPatterson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, this is a better arrangement, more just!

  • Dr. Zhivago upon seeing his former home filled with degenerates under soviet communism.

Very similar circumstances. Identical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ztQJiJ9qPw

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Kekistan_United 4 points ago +4 / -0

Horton Hears the W.H.O

fucking brilliant

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diCenturion 4 points ago +4 / -0

BG always SpicyAF and on target!

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good stuff

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Verrerogo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben! Mr. Garrison! Help Mallard Fillmore! He has been cancelled for two cartoons, cancelled way up at the corporate level, not locally. He criticized Biden and also trans in women's sports.

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libman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always thought "green eggs and ham" were made from spinach and tofu, vegan propaganda...

(Not that there's anything wrong with eating a mostly plant-based diet, but going too far causes malnutrition. Don't turn it into a religion, and don't force it on others.)

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

BRILLIANT

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SweetCheeses 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me get this straight Seuss company is canceling their own culture?

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hop on Floyd.

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Pepelosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is widely known what the SS is Seuss is for. I’m surprised these fucktards haven’t said that yet.

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brother_red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sneetches works even better regarding tattoos and other stupid fads I think.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Secret Service, that protects POTUS?