Unforgettable. Were you there when 100-man strong accordion orchestra played Srbja Stronk from the capitol ramparts and a million men dressed in Pepe costumes did a Zulu war dance as terrified congressfags ran in fear?
Actually I almost died! I couldn’t believe it, there were so many people supporting me there! The national security and the FBI are a laughing stock around the world!
no. im ded
AKA: Biden voter
a pizza guy came to my door and was banging
i heard him shout "WHERE IS SHE?!"
which was sus af cause my pronouns aren't "she/her"
Unforgettable. Were you there when 100-man strong accordion orchestra played Srbja Stronk from the capitol ramparts and a million men dressed in Pepe costumes did a Zulu war dance as terrified congressfags ran in fear?
Actually I almost died! I couldn’t believe it, there were so many people supporting me there! The national security and the FBI are a laughing stock around the world!
It was super-duper scary and insurrectiony!... I totally, like literally have PTSD!
I'm literally shaking.