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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

no. im ded

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TraitorJoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

AKA: Biden voter

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

a pizza guy came to my door and was banging

i heard him shout "WHERE IS SHE?!"

which was sus af cause my pronouns aren't "she/her"

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radome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unforgettable. Were you there when 100-man strong accordion orchestra played Srbja Stronk from the capitol ramparts and a million men dressed in Pepe costumes did a Zulu war dance as terrified congressfags ran in fear?

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Gmelindag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually I almost died! I couldn’t believe it, there were so many people supporting me there! The national security and the FBI are a laughing stock around the world!

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loooooof 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was super-duper scary and insurrectiony!... I totally, like literally have PTSD!

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TraitorJoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm literally shaking.