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Former_Libtard 122 points ago +122 / -0

Remember when we were kids and thought the FBI were the good guys?

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CiaramellaLevelSoy 74 points ago +74 / -0

I remember my dad talked to an FBI agent over some email scam investigation many years ago and I was like "Whoa cool a real FBI agent!".

Then you grow up and realize they're a bunch of corrupt buffoons who are so incompetent even at corruption, they send 15 guys to investigate a garage pull and submit a fucking dick pic into official evidence.

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Sodapopinski 29 points ago +29 / -0

Recently I found two $100 counterfeit USD bills in Seattle, just laying on the ground. Someone’s suggested I turn it into the FBI.

I didn’t. I figured there was a small chance they would somehow try to pin it on me. They are not trustworthy.

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brother_red 12 points ago +12 / -0

FBI doesn't work counterfeit anyway.

Secret Service does.

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Sodapopinski 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh. Well I don’t trust them either.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why weren't they the ones called to handle George Floyd?

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Sodapopinski 2 points ago +2 / -0

They even had metallic green/yellow paint and a fake plastic strip. It was just printer paper though. Looked real at a glance.

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TheGreaseman81 5 points ago +5 / -0

Smart. Bald Bull would approve.

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randomusers239874 8 points ago +8 / -0

The director of the FBI makes less money than most software engineers. Government employees are there for the job security, not because they are competent.

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Imransgarage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Comey’s worth 8 figures.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's because he took his corporate sabbatical already and cashed in.

Revolving doors right in our face.

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TheGreaseman81 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buffoons indeed...

https://youtu.be/cfqwMQ5DNVQ

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TrumpWonBigly2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

He literally pulled the trigger when picking it up and then shoved it back into his fucking waist band. This faggot should not be allowed to have a firearm. I wish a CCW carrier had ventilated this faggot fuckhead after he shot someone.

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StoryTimeHour 3 points ago +4 / -1

to be fair a real NASCAR driver's life was at stake from a crazy mob of unhinged rednecks carrying shotguns and rifles screaming the n word while also holding pitchforks and torches around his home

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doubt it

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I mean they DO work for the government.

When has that ever proved to be a bastion for talent and intellect?

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Anustart 40 points ago +40 / -0

I grew up in N. Idaho. My memories of the FBI was murdering a dog, a kid, and a lady holding her kid over bullshit gun charges.

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TheGreaseman81 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ruby ridge?

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TruthyBrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep

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Sting 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bill Barr’s Ruby Ridge?

TRuSt BaRr!!!!

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Anustart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. I grew up about 80 miles away. I remember it all going down then I found out what really happened.

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TheGreaseman81 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember hearing about it too. It was a very sad day in American history indeed.

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RedPilledRaven 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or republicans were conservatives. I thought it was only John McCain, apparently it’s 90% of them.

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Isolated_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah I used to think it was just the 10-15% in control, and the rest were just falling in line for lack of power. Turns out it was more like all of them, and only a handful of new faces might still be patriots.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

The grift of DC has been going on for decades and these feckless Republicans haven't called it out. That makes them complicit.

If Patriots take control of the GOP, there's maybe 5-10 Republicans that should be allowed to stay.

They've discussed campaign finance reform my whole life yet the grift just continues with nothing done.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure things get done. What do you call Citizens United? ¤

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Sting 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m not worried about how conservative someone is. I worry about how corrupt they are. Conservatives can be wrong on a number of issues and at times have been. I don’t believe in purity tests. I care that someone’s a liar or a thief or a grifter. To me that’s much more of a concern. I’d rather argue peacefully with an honest liberal than spend one second around a thieving “conservative.”

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45FortheWin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only Muldur and Scully. And even they were opposed by the Deep State. 👽👽👽

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MisterGuapo 18 points ago +18 / -0

And remember that Scully's original assignment was to keep an eye on Mulder and report back.

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TheRoadGoesOnForever 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fox Mulder red-pilled the redhead

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was hoping he more than red pilled her

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War_Hamster 0 points ago +1 / -1

Seeing actual evidence of aliens has a tendency to make one question their assumptions.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Scully was always kind of a bitch though. She was originally meant to spy on another agent and then repeatedly denies strange things even when the evidence slaps her in the face. She's basically a liberal Karen.

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Sting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but by the end of the series she was the one turning skeptics around. I gave her credit for deprogramming herself.

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TrumpWonBigly2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ehhh, in like the last season?

I watched the entire show in a binge years ago, not live. And I still came away with her being really bitchy and unable to accept facts. She relaxed toward the end, but I don't recall her admitting that Mulder was right all along and apologizing for her bullshit.

In one of the movies didn't she witness seeing people vaporized with laser weapons right in front of her and then she went full liberal and said "science" can explain it?

I think it was actually the bridge scene with flamethrowers. And she was like "there's definitely an explanation, science can explain this..."

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R-A-T-S- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Booth and Sweets were also cool.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tfw the fbi pays for that kind of coverage.

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Magamom2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I was a kid I use to want to be fbi or cia so glad I didn’t go that route.