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Tyscribz 158 points ago +159 / -1

Can't wait for that discovery

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stellamonkey 65 points ago +66 / -1

Sir Fartsalot will be sharting big time....

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spelunking_librator 19 points ago +19 / -0

can't people who attended 6th make a class action against these fucks who distort reality and defame them?

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Saltyminer11 7 points ago +7 / -0

No standing

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goldkeyboardwarrior 54 points ago +54 / -0

After seeing the DOJ dismissing charges on dozens of Antifa rioters that participated in a sustained attack on a federal building while they continue to seek the maximum penalty for grandma for walking through the capital on January 6th, I can see why he is confident he can get away with it.

This is after the dude is still on the intelligence committee after it was verified he was banging a Chinese spy, but Majorie Taylor Greene was stripped of all of her committees because she liked a few Q conspiracies years before she was elected.

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Isolated_Patriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yeah why is everyone assume these lawsuits are going to come out in favor of the truth when no other court did?

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goldkeyboardwarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

In addition to that, I don't know how anybody can think there is any way China would extradite one of their spies to testify in a civil trial against the plaintiff of the lawsuit. The CCP thanks the people (some of whom may have been taking orders directly from them) involved in getting their puppet in the White House to do their bidding.

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joefreed2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

because of jury of our peers

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 19 points ago +19 / -0

He’s pandering to his Democrat constituents. Their top concern for our country is Orange Man and his supporters. Democrat useful idiots will cheer this loser.

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caKAG 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can we sue Swalwell for threathening to Nuke Americans?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 20 points ago +20 / -0

He should also be sued for nuking his pants on live TV.

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RonJoner 13 points ago +13 / -0

Swalwell’s handlers tell him what to do

He does it

Simple as

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FrankWisner 3 points ago +3 / -0

That preening/bumbling/preening/bumbling boob is perhaps the fakest faggot in any room full of totally fake fucks.

He should be repeatedly shot in the throat by a firing squad for the Evil he's accosted this country with for years.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

My EDC is .45ACP. That would almost behead someone if I shot him in the throat. It's science.

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FrankWisner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hugs not Slugs Bro

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got both. I use both. Waste not, want not!

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, it used to be courts had to follow the law, now they just make it up as they go.

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NYRepublican72 23 points ago +23 / -0

This fucking loser Swallowswell doesn't know when to let it go. Every time these idiot Democrats bring up this half-assed "insurrection," it just makes me dig my heels in further to not cede a single inch.

Trump 2024, you feckless, compromised, dirty, sharting cunt.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh ya, my heels are dug so far in, the only thing that could stop me from supporting Trump is death.

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NYRepublican72 13 points ago +13 / -0

And then, you'll be voting Democrat.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know it!

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need to write into our wills : "My corpse will never vote Democrat".

That oughta throw them for a loop.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 3 points ago +3 / -0

"No standing."

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I share your sentiment, but wanted to point out that waiting until 2024 is actually ceding ground. I'm still working on Trump 2020.

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swampthingy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hurry up and get to court. They just want something to talk about and point too. Wouldn't be surprised if it got dropped before damaging info came out.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spot on. They really do run the same plays over and over.

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's not enough popcorn on this planet for that part

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BabbleRabble 94 points ago +94 / -0

that dude is so butt hurt from the never ending meme onslaught.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 56 points ago +56 / -0

First he sharts himself on camera then he gets caught fucking a Chinese spy. Such a loser

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Donger-Lord2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or by big Mike.

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Kottonballs 11 points ago +11 / -0

It was the other way around, Fang Fang pegged him.

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StoryTimeHour 9 points ago +9 / -0

and you know he's reading this too - hottest political forum out there

must suck to be him

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YUNG_GUAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eric "The One Who Farts" Swallowswell, I believe, wears a 90's skating-rink themed fanny pack unironically.

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IllKissYourBoobies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's face it, he's probably butt hurt from other things.

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Chairman_Jao_Bi_Den 53 points ago +53 / -0

This shit-stain should be behind bars.

Democrat privalege 🤬

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Ponzo 48 points ago +48 / -0

I want to sue him to find out how he managed to get from a networth of -50k to buying a million dollar home in DC within two or three years earning 100k~a year.

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Skogin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Careful, math is ray-cyst!

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

being careful is racist... go out and brake some laws!

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maga_mama_757 41 points ago +41 / -0

"and prevented us from certifying the votes of the American people."

Uh....correct me if I'm wrong, but they were back in there mere hours later and certified the votes.

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doug2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ya but they had to work A DOUBLE

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

he's used to working triple at the time, so no worries

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ParticleCannon 6 points ago +6 / -0

"votes"

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comakevin76 24 points ago +24 / -0

But they have a video of Fang Fang and him for sale in China. He no love Fang Fang anymore? Sad.

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victory2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lawyers should be disbarred for bringing such a frivolous case.

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PotatoJoe 18 points ago +18 / -0

His fee-fees were hurt so he must get paid!

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Norenia 17 points ago +17 / -0

Never forget- threatened to use nukes on communities that don't surrender their guns.

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Aluminoti 17 points ago +17 / -0

Too bad when a piece of shit like this sleeps with a fucking enemy spy our so called Republican leaders tuck their tails and shut their mouths. Crickets for this, crickets for Awan brothers crickets for feinsteins spy driver. They go from crickets to critics when it comes to President Trump though.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 16 points ago +16 / -0

This jackass might be the biggest douche in Congress. I think i hate him even more than the Terrorist or Donkey McIceburg teeth.

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peterstrzoked 7 points ago +7 / -0

The geo metro had the option of a 1.0 L straight three engine. Farstwell isn’t operating on all three; let alone 8

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GodKingHarambe 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Yes, Representative Swallwell, we will be needing ALL Comms from the last 20 years. Emails, call logs, texts....anything and everything"

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rentfREEEE_since2016 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lack of standing

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Aluminoti 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plenty of bending over though

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Sea_Still 9 points ago +9 / -0

He is half a fag but he's 100% a Tide Pod eating retard

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snowypepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ok

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Mr_Sheets 8 points ago +8 / -0

Something stinks.....

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is it Kamala?

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Mashiki 4 points ago +4 / -0

No it's the rot oozing off Swalwell, "sources" tell that it's actually syphilis.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its Madame Swalwell's rotting front hole. Someone get xer some antibiotics, STAT!

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Pirate_Lafitte 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is america, anyone can sue anyone. Pedes should just sue swalell into oblivion over made up shit

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cryptoa 7 points ago +7 / -0

How about you focus on Bai-Den who didn't give you 15$, didn't wipe out student debt, is allowing covid infeted migrants to run roughshod, 13 of em died in a car accident and he is dropping bombs on Syria.

I don't agree with any of that caca, but Fagwell is a Dem who promised all that shit and Bai-Den aint delivering. Trump is a private citizen time to move on.

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Seenev 6 points ago +6 / -0

Swalwell is so disingenuous it's cringey.

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TheThreeSeashells 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really wish someone would respond to this by telling him to go blow it out his ass. (Someone had to say it.)

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Nameless_Mofo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too late he already blew it out his ass kek

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Gerbaski 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why you so mad? Fang-Fang no love you long time? We'll meme you bro.

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Nameless_Mofo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fang Fang say me so hawny, me love you long time. But Fang Fang lie.

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latsbruh 6 points ago +6 / -0

what do you mean half?

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Trumpsta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right! Cuck is full fag. One of the most punchable faces in DC.

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YourOwnGreatGrandma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Waste of time / publicity stunt

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE 5 points ago +5 / -0

The “attack” on the Capitol. Such bullshit the only one who was actually murdered was a Trump supporter. There was no attack.

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Ed_Ward 5 points ago +5 / -0

99% chance it goes to an Obama judge just to humiliate Trump and his allies even more.

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gamingthisandthat 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL this will not go anywhere but hilarious

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know, the smart lawyers know WHERE to file a lawsuit to get the outcome they want. This Swalwell may be an idiot, but his lawyers most likely aren't. That said, his lawyers may have took and case and laughed themselves silly as soon as he walked out of the room.

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RiffFantastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Presidential Harassment

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Mishabird 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obama judge.......makes it a winnable case....don’t forget the fuckery of judge Sullivan.

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Aluminoti 4 points ago +4 / -0

The spy who ruv me

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RedPillMAGALegend 4 points ago +4 / -0

Id love to square off with that sideways pussy lovin general tso’s cunt eatin fag for 5 minutes!

Would u pedes like a swalwell or a swell wall?

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Drinkup4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hopefully Trump will not only win the case but recover legal costs which will be in the 100s of thousands.

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KAG_FTW 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was there on the 6th. I was incited to anger by the Dems. The ONLY reason we didn't burn the whole place down was because Trump asked us to be peaceful.

Trump saved their lives. Their own actions put their lives in danger.

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ripley88 4 points ago +4 / -0

If losing were a sexual fetish, Swalwell would moderate the subreddit.

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Trumpdidit 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's nothing more than a spy slleeping with treasonist traitor, who is trying to end much like Avanitti ended, with paying for Trump's legal fees, which was at $350 k if my memory serves me correct.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's not a smart person

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TheGrooter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm a civil litigation attorney.

My response? First, bwahahahahaha!!!!

Second, let's get some scorched earth discovery rollin.

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dianabrown1 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a jackass.

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EMP2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

And fag

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Pepelosi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember when they wanted to call witnesses during parch number 2 and immed regretted it. Same thing. Bunch of fags.

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spezholio 4 points ago +4 / -0

No standing. Case dismissed.

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TickleTh1sElmo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The guy was literally in bed with a Chinese spy, and he's in our Congress, and everyone knows about it. What the fuck kind of world is this?

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clown world. It's a clown world.

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RachetQueen2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we as citizens due him for being a Chinese spy loving bitch?

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yawn Distraction

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Kano 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we sue him as a class action for his damage?

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Barron2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

All these lawsuits against Trump are pointless. No one will be able to prove damages or any type of injury. And there’s no way in hell any judge would award punitive damages against a former POTUS... Refusing to hear a case or ruling in favor of the status quo are completely different than awarding punitive damages. None of them have the balls to cross that line.

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Truglow 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a moron.

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Tr0mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

does he have standing?