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Liberty_Prime 37 points ago +37 / -0

If a Senator was in the kitchen in the morning, he'd do a 20 min speech about how someone should put bread in the toaster, then draft a strongly worded letter to the kitchen asking why breakfast isn't being made.

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then propose an investigation to determine the definition of ‘bread’ before conducting a review of whether to table a declaration that white bread is a racist menu item, and then voluntarily suspend his participation in the breakfast planning subcommittee for an ethics panel review of his comments about sporks — all while chowing down bacon delivered directly into his mouth by a genetically modified soy-wheat substitute conglomerate lobbyist advisor.

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OrangePill 2 points ago +2 / -0

While the emaciated kids still sit at the kitchen table waiting for breakfast after 3 years.