If a Senator was in the kitchen in the morning, he'd do a 20 min speech about how someone should put bread in the toaster, then draft a strongly worded letter to the kitchen asking why breakfast isn't being made.
And then propose an investigation to determine the definition of ‘bread’ before conducting a review of whether to table a declaration that white bread is a racist menu item, and then voluntarily suspend his participation in the breakfast planning subcommittee for an ethics panel review of his comments about sporks — all while chowing down bacon delivered directly into his mouth by a genetically modified soy-wheat substitute conglomerate lobbyist advisor.
If a Senator was in the kitchen in the morning, he'd do a 20 min speech about how someone should put bread in the toaster, then draft a strongly worded letter to the kitchen asking why breakfast isn't being made.
And then propose an investigation to determine the definition of ‘bread’ before conducting a review of whether to table a declaration that white bread is a racist menu item, and then voluntarily suspend his participation in the breakfast planning subcommittee for an ethics panel review of his comments about sporks — all while chowing down bacon delivered directly into his mouth by a genetically modified soy-wheat substitute conglomerate lobbyist advisor.
While the emaciated kids still sit at the kitchen table waiting for breakfast after 3 years.