Exactly, the kind of distress politicians forgot about when they turned themselves into the ruling class instead of public servants. He couldn’t handle the reminder that the government is supposed to be fearful of its people, not the other way around.
"As the Plaintiff watched this horror unfold, he texted with his wife in what he felt could be his last moments, telling her “I love you very much. And our babies.”
Oh, the drama! The sad news for us then is that no court in the country would take this case...as we have found out...so I guess that is good news now.
Oh please, give me a break, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. His emotional stress comes from being caught banging a CCP asset and from nothing more.
I know women braver than this piece of garbage. Can you imagine this douche actually having to fight for the country? Not that he would, I'm sure he'd be a CCP spy. What a fucking tool.
I am not sure who I would beat down first, this POS of mittens. Both I'd like to punch their lights out, but are complete gutter dwelling slime, oh lets not forget schift for brains either
One of these things is not like the other...
He prepared himself for anal penetration, and was emotionally distressed no big, strong MAGA men had their way with him.
lmfao! He immediately proceeded to dilate and anally swab to please his chinese masters
I so hope a photo appears of him grovelling on the floor crying for his Mommy / FangFang. Because you KNOW that's what he really did.
That little old lady was going to bend him over and plant that flag in his ass.
No, no, that happened too, he just enjoys things being shoved up his ass.
An undocumented covid test?
Better be a long pole if the flag is going to show.
Emotional distress
Like a veiled threat about nuking your own populace and having a member of government sleeping with an outed chinese spy?
That kind of distress?
Exactly, the kind of distress politicians forgot about when they turned themselves into the ruling class instead of public servants. He couldn’t handle the reminder that the government is supposed to be fearful of its people, not the other way around.
He's a fucking piece of shit!!
and a faggot
And a spy.
And a traitor.
And he should swing.
He is a liar. That faggot curled up in a ball in a corner. I know a pussy when I see one
You ever grabbed a chick by the swalwall?
lmao you guys are killing it tonight
It’s the excuse he gives to his wife so he doesn’t have to talk about Fang Fang
Husband, He doesn't have a wife. Definite Bottom.
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20500110/swalwell-lawsuit.pdf
"As the Plaintiff watched this horror unfold, he texted with his wife in what he felt could be his last moments, telling her “I love you very much. And our babies.”
Oh, the huge manatee
Oh, the drama! The sad news for us then is that no court in the country would take this case...as we have found out...so I guess that is good news now.
what a faggot
No standing, thanks for playing, have a good day Chinese spy fucker who can't hold his flatulence.
Whose to say that we cant file a civil lawsuit against him for exposing us to the Chinese. Tit for tat, lets play fair!
Flatulent fraud.
Oh please, give me a break, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. His emotional stress comes from being caught banging a CCP asset and from nothing more.
he must of learned kung fu from fang fang
Why does he still have a job?
Rhetorical question. I know the answer.
Link - https://www.theblaze.com/news/swalwell-sues-trump-capitol-riot-distress
I know women braver than this piece of garbage. Can you imagine this douche actually having to fight for the country? Not that he would, I'm sure he'd be a CCP spy. What a fucking tool.
he would be like the guy from Saving Private Ryan.. Watch his comrade get stabbed and killed by acting like you are already dead...
No i do not.. But his history tells me what kind of a soldier he would be if he made it through
Blanket party.
This is the gayest thing ever.
Let's be honest here, he pulled a dildo out of his desk.
Right......he pulled the fart-cork out of his "desk".
Wait, I thought you had nukes, bro? LMAO
And Gas!
He must be the only one who didn't know it was a psyop
If he's mentally and emotionally compromised he need to step down
Most men, most people, don't continue to suffer from severe emotional distress over something that DIDN'T happen....
He really couldn't make himself look more pathetic if he tried
There ain't an ounce of man in him
That is the biggest sloppiest mangina I have ever seen.
What a pussy.
I give you the new X-Man Captain Faggot.
More like "I fart in your general direction."
China must have some serious dirt on their new errand boy. All because of a little Wang Fang Sweet Poon Fang.
That's funny
Please please go to trial.
So distressed he can't even get it up for Chinese spies anymore.... Had to switch to catching instead of pitching.
If you were preparing for hand to hand combat grab a flag pole and meet viking man at the chamber center for mutual combat and don't be a bitch.
The Bourne Flatulence
I can't imagine any comment being any better than this.
How is it these people are allowed to act like children? You're a grown ass man Fartwell.
He could have prepared for hand to hand combat all he wanted -- PATRIOT GRANDMA would have kicked his ass!
Not sure what he's worried about. We already know he can clear a room with his farts. Just crack one off and nobody will get within 20 feet of him.
Jacking off is not hand to hand combat....oh wait what's this
Faggot
Hopefully the emotional distress will be so bad that he just kills himself. The world would be a better place.
Absolute pussy
Ummm he's making AOC seem like a grizzled veteran 😂
Faggot.
Ha gotta get yo micro dick outta fangfang first, can’t do no hand to hand when ya jellybeans stuck in a CCP honey pot finger trap... <3 MAGA2021
Fang fang is in him.
KEK! Pegging....spicy.... <3 MAGA2021
What a pussy
What. A. Faggot.
massive lie
More like he soiled himself
I am not sure who I would beat down first, this POS of mittens. Both I'd like to punch their lights out, but are complete gutter dwelling slime, oh lets not forget schift for brains either
I guess he'll be farting more now that he's under duress
I'd be emotionally distressed if I was Eric Swalwell.
because I would be eric swalwell