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Tryhardneckbeard 60 points ago +60 / -0

Emotional Distress...

Hand To Hand Combat

One of these things is not like the other...

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ModernKnight 13 points ago +13 / -0

He prepared himself for anal penetration, and was emotionally distressed no big, strong MAGA men had their way with him.

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 8 points ago +8 / -0

lmfao! He immediately proceeded to dilate and anally swab to please his chinese masters

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JustBoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I so hope a photo appears of him grovelling on the floor crying for his Mommy / FangFang. Because you KNOW that's what he really did.

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Apersonofinterest 46 points ago +46 / -0

That little old lady was going to bend him over and plant that flag in his ass.

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Winning_Bigly 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, no, that happened too, he just enjoys things being shoved up his ass.

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

An undocumented covid test?

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RPOZ28 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better be a long pole if the flag is going to show.

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JiggsawCalrissian 34 points ago +34 / -0

Emotional distress

Like a veiled threat about nuking your own populace and having a member of government sleeping with an outed chinese spy?

That kind of distress?

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Winning_Bigly 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly, the kind of distress politicians forgot about when they turned themselves into the ruling class instead of public servants. He couldn’t handle the reminder that the government is supposed to be fearful of its people, not the other way around.

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JoinTheDiscussion 25 points ago +25 / -0

He's a fucking piece of shit!!

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Fenuuk 20 points ago +20 / -0

and a faggot

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Fluffy_Indigo 15 points ago +15 / -0

And a spy.
And a traitor.
And he should swing.

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PotatoJoe 24 points ago +24 / -0

He is a liar. That faggot curled up in a ball in a corner. I know a pussy when I see one

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Helmerj 7 points ago +7 / -0

You ever grabbed a chick by the swalwall?

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leDonaldAlwaysWins 5 points ago +5 / -0

lmao you guys are killing it tonight

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s the excuse he gives to his wife so he doesn’t have to talk about Fang Fang

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GTHAYS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Husband, He doesn't have a wife. Definite Bottom.

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minttea2 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20500110/swalwell-lawsuit.pdf

"As the Plaintiff watched this horror unfold, he texted with his wife in what he felt could be his last moments, telling her “I love you very much. And our babies.”

Oh, the huge manatee

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, the drama! The sad news for us then is that no court in the country would take this case...as we have found out...so I guess that is good news now.

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cyberwar 10 points ago +10 / -0

what a faggot

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kanabiis 9 points ago +9 / -0

No standing, thanks for playing, have a good day Chinese spy fucker who can't hold his flatulence.

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freedomcries 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whose to say that we cant file a civil lawsuit against him for exposing us to the Chinese. Tit for tat, lets play fair!

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loooooof 8 points ago +8 / -0

Flatulent fraud.

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Rusty_Nut 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh please, give me a break, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. His emotional stress comes from being caught banging a CCP asset and from nothing more.

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chrisluvshacks 7 points ago +7 / -0

he must of learned kung fu from fang fang

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HanginChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why does he still have a job?

Rhetorical question. I know the answer.

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inglorious 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know women braver than this piece of garbage. Can you imagine this douche actually having to fight for the country? Not that he would, I'm sure he'd be a CCP spy. What a fucking tool.

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freedomcries 4 points ago +4 / -0

he would be like the guy from Saving Private Ryan.. Watch his comrade get stabbed and killed by acting like you are already dead...

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freedomcries 3 points ago +3 / -0

No i do not.. But his history tells me what kind of a soldier he would be if he made it through

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blanket party.

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Desktop 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the gayest thing ever.

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let's be honest here, he pulled a dildo out of his desk.

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KuzoKevin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right......he pulled the fart-cork out of his "desk".

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Gerbaski 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, I thought you had nukes, bro? LMAO

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DonFantaglia 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Gas!

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beev_bove_biv 3 points ago +3 / -0

He must be the only one who didn't know it was a psyop

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nutmeg 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he's mentally and emotionally compromised he need to step down

Most men, most people, don't continue to suffer from severe emotional distress over something that DIDN'T happen....

He really couldn't make himself look more pathetic if he tried

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

There ain't an ounce of man in him

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BotFlyPenis 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is the biggest sloppiest mangina I have ever seen.

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MikeVicksAstrologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a pussy.

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auntjemima 3 points ago +3 / -0

I give you the new X-Man Captain Faggot.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like "I fart in your general direction."

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

China must have some serious dirt on their new errand boy. All because of a little Wang Fang Sweet Poon Fang.

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Mobmando 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's funny

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aboardthegravyboat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please please go to trial.

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MindsetRoulette 3 points ago +3 / -0

So distressed he can't even get it up for Chinese spies anymore.... Had to switch to catching instead of pitching.

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cookiesforsale 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you were preparing for hand to hand combat grab a flag pole and meet viking man at the chamber center for mutual combat and don't be a bitch.

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And_Im_Kenny_Rogers 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Bourne Flatulence

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runonce 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't imagine any comment being any better than this.

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dethstouch1482 3 points ago +3 / -0

How is it these people are allowed to act like children? You're a grown ass man Fartwell.

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

He could have prepared for hand to hand combat all he wanted -- PATRIOT GRANDMA would have kicked his ass!

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Pierre_Delectoes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure what he's worried about. We already know he can clear a room with his farts. Just crack one off and nobody will get within 20 feet of him.

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gaijin_ronin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jacking off is not hand to hand combat....oh wait what's this

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggot

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully the emotional distress will be so bad that he just kills himself. The world would be a better place.

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Biden_Cheated 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolute pussy

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spaceforce_maganaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ummm he's making AOC seem like a grizzled veteran 😂

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CornPopOfficial 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggot.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha gotta get yo micro dick outta fangfang first, can’t do no hand to hand when ya jellybeans stuck in a CCP honey pot finger trap... <3 MAGA2021

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fang fang is in him.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK! Pegging....spicy.... <3 MAGA2021

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esuna 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a pussy

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

What. A. Faggot.

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trumpwon20 2 points ago +2 / -0

massive lie

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Womp_womp 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like he soiled himself

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Pumpitrealgood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am not sure who I would beat down first, this POS of mittens. Both I'd like to punch their lights out, but are complete gutter dwelling slime, oh lets not forget schift for brains either

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e_pluribus_unum9 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess he'll be farting more now that he's under duress

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DennJW 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be emotionally distressed if I was Eric Swalwell.

because I would be eric swalwell