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Sigma 33 points ago +33 / -0

Look who leaked the next pandemic that will be coming out of China.

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CelesteD 21 points ago +21 / -0

whoa whoa whoa! thats uncalled for! someone could've been eating

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midgetpornrocks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't underestimate Swalwell's sexual prowess. After all, he was the one obtaining information from Chinese spies. Not the other way around.

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Pappy_Gunn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aha! Now we have the secret of their advanced shower flip-flops and thier plans for pushing into the rubber dogshit market!

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I was a kid, Taiwan and Hong Kong split the worldwide rubber dogshit trade between the two of them. The PRC was a Maoist shitshow with no foreign commercial trade to speak of, no knowledge about how get some, and no inclination to try.

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midgetpornrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Goose was still alive, he and Maverick would definitely be flying cargo planes full of said rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong.

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Kn33l2Dominion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eating here. I'll allow it.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

stronger stomach than me fren :p

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bluntedaffect 2 points ago +2 / -0

someone could've been eating

in this economy?!?

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

touche.

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lolol

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Bubbahax 7 points ago +7 / -0

highly underrated comment

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PNWgirl 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't know but I think it's going to involve orangutans next round, bats didn't quite have the impact they were trying to create. 🙄

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MassTexodous 12 points ago +12 / -0

Orangutan man bad?

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good thing hamsters don't have viruses.

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear they have quite a throw and good aim 😄😄😄😄

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strawberryismyjam 10 points ago +10 / -0

General tso's chickenpox

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +6 / -2

Chicken pox is herpes. Everybody already has that.

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WU_HAN_FRU 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you. I did miss that.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a rite of passage for 5-6 year-olds in my day.

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Kn33l2Dominion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just keep trying. You'll get it. I have faith in you friend.

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Sigma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Xir, either you missed the typo, or my low brow attempt at humor.

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you did. My apologies.

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Sigma 2 points ago +2 / -0

None needed :)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it really the same virus? I know chicken pox and shingles is.

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chicken pox, genital herpes, shingles, cold sores, they're all types of herpes.

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Kn33l2Dominion 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're like Pokemon bruh. Genital herpes is like that rattata everyone has but doesn't want to talk about

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Kn33l2Dominion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Womp womp

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here’s another VIRUS aka troll- blocking this numbskull

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2020trump20 19 points ago +19 / -0

The very day when he in power for 2 years so Kamala can take over for the next 10 years.

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CaptainQuip 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree with this, makes the most sense when it comes to the matter of a 'President Harris'. Keeps her in there as long as possible.

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geotus3000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Me too. It'll be twelve years without an admin change, so they'll be able to focus on destroying America uninterrupted. China's focus is on ensuring we don't get another breath of air for as long as possible. President Trump already undermined their progress enough.

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CaptainQuip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fourteen years of Dem control, if you count Joe's first two. IMHO, the country would be long gone before then.

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geotus3000 8 points ago +8 / -0

The country's been long gone since before we were born. Even Wilson said Capitalism was long since dead here because the Fascists would destroy anyone who got in their way without breaking a sweat. The Orange Man just exposed their scam and reminded everyone what it could be like if thugs weren't stepping on our throats.

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FTR12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Woodrow Wilson spent his time taking shots at our constitution and destroying capitalism in this country. He and his federal reserve can go fuck themselves.

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geotus3000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea, he saw how f'd we were, shrugged his shoulders and went along for the ride. Point is we can't lose something that was lost by our grandfathers great grandparents.

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lord HELP US!!!!! We NEED YOU

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Kn33l2Dominion 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy gets it

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬👿

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Briben 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’ve told anyone who will listen he’s not making it to Thanksgiving. Their will be some ‘crisis’ and he will be out. Kamalala already taking all his meetings and making all his calls. Not living in the VP residence but instead across the street from the White House so she can be there on a moments notice. He is being ushered out.

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

I kinda hoping it’s July 4th for some reason. Haha

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

Said it before, but the only way someone out conservative me is if they have guns.

But don’t think this little lady wouldn’t take you in a fight. 🧐

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CelesteD 5 points ago +5 / -0

The smartest boys would always let the girls win in a playground fight ;)

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +2 / -1

No ammo. I got pots and pans and scissors and pins and needles and other dangerous arts and craft material.

That brat in Home Alone won’t have anything on me.

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sometimescanbefunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Armslist.com typically has plenty of stuff available. No reason to not be armed.

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol @ Chinkenpox

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Sodapopinski 30 points ago +30 / -0

Stop watching Fox.

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Sea_Still 16 points ago +16 / -0

Most "popular" resident of all time

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TheGreaseman81 14 points ago +14 / -0

Look fat, I'll answer any question you got! in fact why don't me and your question go ahead to head right here to see who can do more push-ups?! Who's the dog face pony soldier now?

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

H’s so EVIL and HAS Lost his mind

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mushroomhead 11 points ago +11 / -0

oh Tator Joe ..... he is the best

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Ez_mac 11 points ago +11 / -0

The question is, who is really running the show?

Kamala? Obama? Pelosi? Soros?

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1787_1789 22 points ago +24 / -2

China.

They don't call him "Beijing Biden" for nothing.

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

But POTATUS has to have a local supervisor. My money's on the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, but it could possibly be Dr. Pepper.

I'm using code.

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lolol

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theblackprince 0 points ago +1 / -1

When will this terrible take die? The globalist oligarchy of the west can't stop laughing at these comments from mad American peasants.

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idea 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know who.

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librul_tearsaholic 8 points ago +8 / -0

If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if I could sit in my basement in my sweatpants and rule the Country, that'd be great...

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okey-doke. Okey-doke. Okey-okey-okey-doke.

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Barack-Obama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m having a train run on my ass. Typical Friday night.

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Briben 3 points ago +3 / -0

The chief of staff is the current president.

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rich77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Early life: > Klain is Jewish.

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Cali8112 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every single time.

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giantrabbit1 1 point ago +3 / -2

Ron Klain

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hillaryforprison 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's only a puppet, an old senile one with brain damage and dementia at that.

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PNWgirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

The puppeteers are equally old, senile, incompetent, with dementia.

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diCenturion 4 points ago +4 / -0

POTATUS, Joetato, ol’ spud, tuber tumor, big eyes, tater traitor...

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretend President Potato Head

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Gerbaski 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Bestest, most popular president evaaaaaar!"

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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PNWgirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

By Psaki's count he's answered questions 45 times.😂😂😂 https://youtu.be/FXl7CLEOYwI

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a Great big CIRCLE

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well hey, she knows at least one of her shapes. That means she should be in at least Kindergarten by my count

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the_neon_cowboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did this a short time ago, Enjoy

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Potatus

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LuckyBastard777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just had a thought. You know how Pooh is banned in China, because they use it to meme on the president.

Do you think the attempted neutering of Mr Potatohead by Hasbro, was becaus3 everyone is calling buy-den a potato?

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IAmDisappoint 3 points ago +3 / -0

:( POTATUS has ran into a problem that it couldn't handle, and now it needs to restart.

You can search for the error code online: BIDEN_IS_INCOMPETENT_AND_LIES

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Riolinda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doddering old fool potato... that’s one rotten spud.

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PNWgirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you see Pelosi's "Open Biden" freak show video. I am thinking they are ALL old fools with dementia. They shadow cabled Biden into the White House so we wouldn't notice how senile and incompetent they ALL are and clean out House and Senate. They are deflecting. 😂😢

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

PRESIDENT-ERECT OF THE PLASTIC POTATO QUEERS!

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TheOne1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Potato-vision...

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Sigma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on, man!

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

ohnothatsuckscuomo.jpg

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

I say he’ll be gone by April Fool’s Day and they’ll say it was dementia or he sniffed CUMala’s hair and was suffered suffocation nasal clogging from cocoa butter cream

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erefernow 2 points ago +2 / -0

So spicy. So tasty.

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zippy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ive long held the theory that the deep state will have a patsy in the grassy knoll waiting for him. I assume they'll wait until after August/September when they'll crash the market and (fox) blame it on his incompetence + (cnn/msbc) blame it on Trumpism.

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the new oops we lost the satellite feed. Only this time it's not a conservative talking sense it's to prevent Joe from talking nonsense.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

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geocitiesuser 1 point ago +1 / -0

His campaign was a preview of his administration. The first basement president.

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I’m guessing it’s getting pretty deep! Anybody got a shovel?

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geocitiesuser 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's about 6' under

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anon09 1 point ago +1 / -0

hashtag letjoetakeaquestion

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JS_Mill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys, he's answered 40 questions since being inaugurated. I mean, he's busy what more can you expect? /s

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MAGACARTA_333 1 point ago +2 / -1

Listen!! Smell something????

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Wohwoh1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a bad joke in the worst category.

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M1A2Gunner 1 point ago +1 / -0

“I’m cold and I think I pooped a little.” ~ The Big Guy.

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farstriderr 1 point ago +1 / -0

THATS MY WIFE JILL

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Callmejuls 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, no, he said “I’m Jill’s wife, er I mean husband”

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evolenmity 1 point ago +1 / -0

look at this walking corpse