31 Need a new identity? Here's how with one easy trick posted 41 days ago by kratomlol 41 days ago by kratomlol +31 / -0 Go to Mexico, come back in with the migrant caravan and tell them your Jose Gonzalez. Automatic greencard right now and you can start fresh. 7 comments share 7 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (7) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 2 ▼ – Ridiculousposter 2 points 41 days ago +2 / -0 But that's illegal. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – usdodsgssog 1 point 41 days ago +1 / -0 Nah, it's just fortifying your identity. Totes legal. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Ridiculousposter 2 points 41 days ago +2 / -0 I don't Juana be Juan. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DroppsaDuece 2 points 41 days ago +2 / -0 except your head is duct taped to a turtle by the cartels and your body is in a 50 gallon drum outside Laredo. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Ridiculousposter 3 points 41 days ago +3 / -0 Breaking Bad is a good show. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – ckover9000 1 point 41 days ago +1 / -0 But I'm not Mexican white, just the regular kind. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Anon6992374 1 point 41 days ago +1 / -0 You're not wrong. Someone should tell Cuomo. permalink save report block reply
But that's illegal.
Nah, it's just fortifying your identity. Totes legal.
I don't Juana be Juan.
except your head is duct taped to a turtle by the cartels and your body is in a 50 gallon drum outside Laredo.
Breaking Bad is a good show.
But I'm not Mexican white, just the regular kind.
You're not wrong. Someone should tell Cuomo.