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posted ago by kratomlol ago by kratomlol +31 / -0

Go to Mexico, come back in with the migrant caravan and tell them your Jose Gonzalez.

Automatic greencard right now and you can start fresh.

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DroppsaDuece 2 points ago +2 / -0

except your head is duct taped to a turtle by the cartels and your body is in a 50 gallon drum outside Laredo.

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Ridiculousposter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breaking Bad is a good show.